Life The Most Attractive Person You've Ever Known Other Than Your Spouse. - Page 4

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2009, 10:56 PM

Five caveats and rules before I post the poll:

1. We're not talking about spouses and significant others here, so they are officially eliminated from the discussion. There is no need to post that your spouse is the most attractive person you've ever known. We already know and recognize that your spouse is extraordinarily and singularly gorgeous and that he/she may occasionally log onto chiefsplanet. So you are voting for whomever is an astronomically distant second to the woman who shares your heart and bears your children.

2. By "known", I'm talking about knowing that person well enough that they would know you and recognize you during your time of acquaintance and would still know you and recognize you if you didn't see each other for three months. So we're not talking about the time you saw Halle Berry in a coffee shop or the time you got introduced to Salma Hayek at a party. We're talking about someone that you know. This could be someone who knows your name or it could be that cute girl behind the counter at Carl's, Jr. who always says hi and recognizes you because you go there every day solely to see her dimpled smile, sparkling eyes, and perky bosoms.

3. We're talking straight-up physical attractiveness here, so your selection criterion should be that you would like to see that person naked more than any other person you've ever known. So yes, we understand that your daughter is the most beautiful person in the world, but unless you have some seriously screwed-up family dynamics, she is not eligible for consideration.

4. As one exception to Rule 3, if you somehow have a distant family member such as a cousin or aunt who, if unrelated to you, would top your list, but who is not on your list because you don't wish to have children with hip dysplasia, then you may select that person and no judgment shall be passed upon you.

5. You can make the judgment call about whether to include personality or solely physical appearance. It's your libido, so you know what's important.

Param · 11-29-2009, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaChapelle

After you get to know them
they're no longer attractive

Not really. When i told her to flip over she said, "I've only done it once in my life." I said, "don't worry about it, I'll do it slowly."

Aries Walker · 11-29-2009, 02:10 AM

College classmate. Now married with a child in Florida, and if she's not a millionaire, she's close to it. Still gorgeous.

MikeMaslowski · 11-29-2009, 05:15 AM

For me it is the typical, high school football player/ hot cheerleader scenario. She was amazingly friggin' hot. I dont have digital pics of us together... maybe I will scan some in. She tickles my fancy to this day... wait! Facebook, I will be back.

MikeMaslowski · 11-29-2009, 05:26 AM

This is her after 6 years and a couple a kiddos.. Still really hot IMO. And, she's great person.

**Baby Lee** · 11-29-2009, 06:06 AM

1a. Friend of mine's little sister, if that's the proper term when he was 23 and she was 20 when we met. A paler, frailer iteration of Angie Seahorn nee Harmon. Worked that fine line between too skinny and skinny hot. And as we had the same sense of humor, we hung out a lot as actual friends without me coming off as that deluded hanger on. It was weird though to go out to bars and play pool or darts or just hang out, and there'd be every male eye in the place looking over with envy. Dunno if she was actually oblivious, but she sure played it that way.

1b. Secretary at first firm I worked at [actually started as an intern]. I can see objectively how she might come off as small town, WT, trying too hard, short and overtanned. But marthafocker she did it for me. She even had the 'Tina Fey scar' on her chin before Tina Fey, only hers came from hitting a telephone pole with her car. Biggest cringe, not sensing the situation, moment of my life was when she looked me up years later to hang on The Landing, and I stupidly asked some coworkers to come along, thinking [and here's a peek into my self esteem] my chances word spreading that I knew a hot girl at my new job was better for me than actually getting the hot girl [even though we'd had, moments, of intimacy in the past]. My luck, the coworkers were total asses, my plan worked 'better' than planned and they were drooling over her inappropriately all night, her getting up and dancing on the bar with the waitresses was a high/lowlight, when a couple of them shouted some moment killing come ons.

EDIT TO ADD: That's a wig in the pic, her actual hair is/was like when Halle Berry had her hair shorter.

Pioli Zombie · 11-29-2009, 06:42 AM

Cara-former supervisor. Looked like Bridget Fonda. A total MILF. After she had her baby she used to go off and pump her breasts. I still have a fantasy about her pump not working, she calls me into her office, locks the door,and asks me to milk her.
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JD10367 · 11-29-2009, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

We're not talking about spouses and significant others here, so they are officially eliminated from the discussion. There is no need to post that your spouse is the most attractive person you've ever known. We already know and recognize that your spouse is extraordinarily and singularly gorgeous and that he/she may occasionally log onto chiefsplanet.

JD10367 · 11-29-2009, 08:08 AM

I voted "coworker when in my 20s". Back in '95 and '96 I worked in Tampa. USF college girls. Scha. Wing.

boogblaster · 11-29-2009, 08:42 AM

Guess I should share this .. Linda Evans used to pay me for sexual-favors ... She was a knock-out body & looks ...........

Pioli Zombie · 11-29-2009, 09:00 AM

Skips was Rose Kennedy.
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**Skip Towne** · 11-29-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Skips was Rose Kennedy.
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Shut up you little cretin.

**Skip Towne** · 11-29-2009, 09:19 AM

I grew up in a small town and there weren't many hot girls in school. A guy I went to school with had a mom who was the hottest lady I'd ever seen. When we were 17-18, a group of us would go to the bowling alley just to watch her bowl. Whoever coined the phrase "I don't want you to go but I love to watch you leave" must have been talking about her.

**Rain Man** · 11-29-2009, 09:24 AM

Right now, I would have to say Maslowski is the big winner. Oh, my. Not that the other photos don't feature attractive women, but Maslowski's....oh, my.

cardken · 11-29-2009, 09:45 AM

Really attractive, smart and great person, still talk on line.We dated a few imes back in H.S.,and went different ways. She's married but she knows how I feel about her. Absolutely beautiful.

memyselfI · 11-29-2009, 09:55 AM

Where is the 'they were my fuck buddy' option?

View Poll Results: How do you know the most attractive person you've ever known? (Select ONE.)
She/he is/was an elementary or middle school classmate, but I'm not a creep.	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a high school classmate.	19	33.33%
She/he is/was a college classmate.	6	10.53%
She/he is/was a family member of a personal friend or family friend (e.g., buddy's sister).	0	0%
She/he is/was a friend of a family member other than my spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend (e.g., sister's pal).	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a friend of my spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend. (Eek!)	1	1.75%
She/he was a friend of a friend (e.g., someone at the fringe of my social circle).	3	5.26%
She/he was a worker at a business where I was a customer.	0	0%
She/he was a customer of mine at some job I had.	3	5.26%
She/he was someone I met through my children (e.g., child's teacher or soccer coach).	0	0%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my teens.	0	0%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 20s	7	12.28%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 30s.	5	8.77%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 40s	0	0%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 50s or beyond.	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a neighbor.	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a relative of mine, but I'm not a creep.	1	1.75%
She/he is someone I just met at a social event (e.g., party or anti-Bush/Obama rally)	2	3.51%
I am the most attractive person I have ever known.	4	7.02%
There's some other explanation, which I will share below.	1	1.75%
I've never met an attractive person.	1	1.75%
Voters: 57. You may not vote on this poll

11-28-2009, 10:56 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-622449 VARSITY	The Most Attractive Person You've Ever Known Other Than Your Spouse. Five caveats and rules before I post the poll: 1. We're not talking about spouses and significant others here, so they are officially eliminated from the discussion. There is no need to post that your spouse is the most attractive person you've ever known. We already know and recognize that your spouse is extraordinarily and singularly gorgeous and that he/she may occasionally log onto chiefsplanet. So you are voting for whomever is an astronomically distant second to the woman who shares your heart and bears your children. 2. By "known", I'm talking about knowing that person well enough that they would know you and recognize you during your time of acquaintance and would still know you and recognize you if you didn't see each other for three months. So we're not talking about the time you saw Halle Berry in a coffee shop or the time you got introduced to Salma Hayek at a party. We're talking about someone that you know. This could be someone who knows your name or it could be that cute girl behind the counter at Carl's, Jr. who always says hi and recognizes you because you go there every day solely to see her dimpled smile, sparkling eyes, and perky bosoms. 3. We're talking straight-up physical attractiveness here, so your selection criterion should be that you would like to see that person naked more than any other person you've ever known. So yes, we understand that your daughter is the most beautiful person in the world, but unless you have some seriously screwed-up family dynamics, she is not eligible for consideration. 4. As one exception to Rule 3, if you somehow have a distant family member such as a cousin or aunt who, if unrelated to you, would top your list, but who is not on your list because you don't wish to have children with hip dysplasia, then you may select that person and no judgment shall be passed upon you. 5. You can make the judgment call about whether to include personality or solely physical appearance. It's your libido, so you know what's important.
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11-29-2009, 02:10 AM	#47
Aries Walker Back again, again. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: York, PA Casino cash: $9503357	College classmate. Now married with a child in Florida, and if she's not a millionaire, she's close to it. Still gorgeous.
Posts: 8,213

11-29-2009, 05:15 AM	#48
MikeMaslowski There's always next year. Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10009290	For me it is the typical, high school football player/ hot cheerleader scenario. She was amazingly friggin' hot. I dont have digital pics of us together... maybe I will scan some in. She tickles my fancy to this day... wait! Facebook, I will be back.
Posts: 2,219

11-29-2009, 05:26 AM	#49
MikeMaslowski There's always next year. Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10009290	This is her after 6 years and a couple a kiddos.. Still really hot IMO. And, she's great person.
Posts: 2,219

11-29-2009, 06:06 AM	#50
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8028275	1a. Friend of mine's little sister, if that's the proper term when he was 23 and she was 20 when we met. A paler, frailer iteration of Angie Seahorn nee Harmon. Worked that fine line between too skinny and skinny hot. And as we had the same sense of humor, we hung out a lot as actual friends without me coming off as that deluded hanger on. It was weird though to go out to bars and play pool or darts or just hang out, and there'd be every male eye in the place looking over with envy. Dunno if she was actually oblivious, but she sure played it that way. 1b. Secretary at first firm I worked at [actually started as an intern]. I can see objectively how she might come off as small town, WT, trying too hard, short and overtanned. But marthafocker she did it for me. She even had the 'Tina Fey scar' on her chin before Tina Fey, only hers came from hitting a telephone pole with her car. Biggest cringe, not sensing the situation, moment of my life was when she looked me up years later to hang on The Landing, and I stupidly asked some coworkers to come along, thinking [and here's a peek into my self esteem] my chances word spreading that I knew a hot girl at my new job was better for me than actually getting the hot girl [even though we'd had, moments, of intimacy in the past]. My luck, the coworkers were total asses, my plan worked 'better' than planned and they were drooling over her inappropriately all night, her getting up and dancing on the bar with the waitresses was a high/lowlight, when a couple of them shouted some moment killing come ons. EDIT TO ADD: That's a wig in the pic, her actual hair is/was like when Halle Berry had her hair shorter. Attached Thumbnails __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W. Last edited by Baby Lee; 11-29-2009 at 07:38 AM..
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11-29-2009, 06:42 AM	#51
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Cara-former supervisor. Looked like Bridget Fonda. A total MILF. After she had her baby she used to go off and pump her breasts. I still have a fantasy about her pump not working, she calls me into her office, locks the door,and asks me to milk her. Posted via Mobile Device
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11-29-2009, 08:08 AM	#53
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	I voted "coworker when in my 20s". Back in '95 and '96 I worked in Tampa. USF college girls. Scha. Wing.
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11-29-2009, 08:42 AM	#54
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $10004900	Guess I should share this .. Linda Evans used to pay me for sexual-favors ... She was a knock-out body & looks ........... __________________ WR or S please
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11-29-2009, 09:00 AM	#55
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Skips was Rose Kennedy. Posted via Mobile Device
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11-29-2009, 09:19 AM	#57
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	I grew up in a small town and there weren't many hot girls in school. A guy I went to school with had a mom who was the hottest lady I'd ever seen. When we were 17-18, a group of us would go to the bowling alley just to watch her bowl. Whoever coined the phrase "I don't want you to go but I love to watch you leave" must have been talking about her.
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11-29-2009, 09:24 AM	#58
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-622449 VARSITY	Right now, I would have to say Maslowski is the big winner. Oh, my. Not that the other photos don't feature attractive women, but Maslowski's....oh, my. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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11-29-2009, 09:45 AM	#59
cardken Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Really attractive, smart and great person, still talk on line.We dated a few imes back in H.S.,and went different ways. She's married but she knows how I feel about her. Absolutely beautiful. Attached Thumbnails __________________ This country can't be knocked out in one punch. We get right back up again and when we do the world is going to hear the roar of our engines. Yeah. It's halftime, America. And our second half is about to begin.
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11-29-2009, 09:55 AM	#60
memyselfI CHANGEd your mind yet???? Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lunatics Anonymous Casino cash: $10005234	Where is the 'they were my fuck buddy' option? __________________ Meet the new boss same as the old boss. BigChiefDave:"Anyone who thought we would only be in Iraq for a few years is either stoned or just stoopid." "It is unknowable how long that conflict will last. It could last 6 days, 6 wks. I doubt 6 mths." Rummy 2/7/03
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