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Okay, just came back from test-running "Iron Man 2", and I'm sad to report... it's pretty blah.
How they can manage to f**k up superhero films this way is beyond me. But they manage. It's not that I didn't enjoy it. I did. Of course, I also saw it in IMAX. For free. And I like Downey's portrayal because I think he nails the Tony Stark character perfectly... although, having said that, even that wore thin after a while. Because the movie was more Merchant-Ivory chick-flick than anything else. Two hours and almost all of it was people talking. How the **** do you make a superhero action movie, without any superhero action?!? Pretty much everything in the trailer is the only action. Again, it's got some qualities: it has some humor, it has some fanboy "this is Chapter Two" stuff, Gwyneth is pretty and Scarlett is hot (and even there they ****ed it up by underutilizing her), and Jackson's got his good cameos. But for people who go to this film expecting a lot of superhero action... it ain't there. Someone complained that there were too many villians? There were almost none!
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The plot seemed haphazard and often pointless. Basically, aside from furthering the Avengers story a bit, the only thing we learn in this movie is:
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The editing was also very WTF. There were talking scenes that ran too long, extraneous scenes with the Russian and the other weapons manufacturer that really didn't need to be there... and, again, not enough action scenes. It was a pretty confounding film: "Iron Man 2", with barely any Iron Man. I kept thinking, "Okay, the story's really gonna start any minute now... any minute now, it's gonna pick up with an action scene or something... any minute now..." And a half-hour went by, and then an hour went by... If you like Downey, you'll enjoy it okay enough. If you're a fanboy, you might not mind, thinking, "Okay, that was another chapter in the story". But I think most people who go see this are gonna sit there for two hours, glassy-eyed, and go, "Huh? What the **** was that?" I mean, I think I could've written a better story. Hell, the plot of the first "Spiderman", and even the third "Spiderman", blew this out of the water in terms of having actual fights and villians... and those two films weren't that great. |
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The first one didnt have alot of action either. Apparently, Faverau doesnt like action that much??
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I'm trying to decide whether to do the Iron Man 1 and 2 showing or not. It seems like it might be fun, but I have the first one on DVD, so it's not like I need a refresher.
Also curious about the IMAX, whether it's worth the extra dough. Although I hear that what fight sequences there are are incredible. |
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Oh wow....Cloverfield might have a sequel. Rumours of a secret trailer attached to Iron Man 2 this weekend. Sweet!!
http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/2008-12-...jj-abrams-film ........For example, I can tell you that the film is called "Super 8." I can also tell you that it is rumored to be a "Cloverfield" sequel. How it ties in to the first film is unclear at this point, but I would imagine the trailer will make that connection explicit so that audiences basically walk out after two hours of amazing Iron Man action talking about a two minute trailer as the most exciting thing they saw. What I can't tell you is what you're actually going to see in the trailer, and frankly, I don't want to know yet. It appears that Abrams will not be directing this film, and the more I've poked into it, the more convinced I am that this is not the movie that Abrams is rumored to be teaming with Steven Spielberg to make. At first, I thought they were connected, but if this is a "Cloverfield" follow-up, I have trouble believing Spielberg would suddenly jump onboard now. Instead, that's most likely a different secret Abrams project. Prints of "Iron Man 2" are already showing up at theaters nationwide, and all of those prints come with a final reel locked in a film canister that has a coded electronic lock on it. Check this out: You cannot use your code to open that canister until Thursday afternoon, meaning projectionists are going to have to work quickly to get their prints put together in time for the midnight screenings, especially if they plan to do a tech run first. The reason for that secrecy is not only the easter egg scene at the very end of the film after all the credits, but also because the "Super 8" trailer is in that can, ready to be built onto the prints. Shooting a teaser trailer for a film that hasn't been made yet is uncommon enough, but the idea of doing it under a fake title and even tricking the crew into thinking they're working on a remake of a teen sex comedy is downright fiendish. I love the lengths that Abrams and crew go to on these surprises, and knowing just this little bit that we know now, I'm dying to see what "Super 8" is, if it really does tie in to "Cloverfield," and exactly how Abrams has baited this particular hook. Game on, JJ. Let's see what you've done this time |
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The scene at the end? Sums up the movie, IMO...
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The Cloverfield 2 rumors are a seperate trailer that would run before IM2. |
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/iron_man_2/
76% so far, still solid. I'd say it's really hard to top the 1st one. I also heard this movie is really setting up the avengers. I am sure i will like it. |
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Just pulled the trigger on the Thursday night Iron Man 1 & 2 double-feature.
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More info on JJ Abrams secret "Super 8" trailer:
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/iron_man_2/
at 71% now, certified fresh but it's not close to the 93% the original got. I am sure i will still like it. |
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Thanks for posting this, Mr. Tribal Warfare. This is the best trailer I've seen so far. Very exciting.
And, although some critics have panned this one, I don't care what they say. I'm going to love this movie. Iron Man rocks. FAX |
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Abrams now denying its a Cloverfield sequel..whos knows?
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment..._absolute.html Whats the word JD, have you unlocked it yet?? |
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