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Old 05-18-2010, 09:39 PM  
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Things never cease to amaze me...
Night before last the boy who mows my yard came up to get paid and he kinda rubbed my fingers as he took the money. Well I thought kinda strange, but maybe I was reading to much into it, until less than 5 min later I got a text that said

"Don't you get lonely sitting there all alone"

I said no my boyfriend came up almost every evening.

He then asked if I would like to see him naked...this boy is 18 years old!!!

I told him he was younger than my children and I had absolutely no interest in him naked or otherwise. I also told him to lose my number and I would be getting someone else to mow for me.

He said he was sorry and if he could still mow for me and for me to please not be mad at him.

I of course refused to let him mow and asked him to never contact me again via text, phone or in person. He lives right down below me. I now do lock my doors at all times and close every blind in the house at night. He kinda gave me the spooks. How weird can things get in this world?
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:45 PM   #46
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I must admit, while I do not swing that way whatsoever, I'd rather see a picture of a naked woman than a naked man.
well duh. the female body is a work of art. the male body is hairy in all the wrong places, not well proportioned, it just doesn't work. it was designed on the functional basis alone. the female body is literally art designed by a loving deity.
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:45 PM   #47
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I must admit, while I do not swing that way whatsoever, I'd rather see a picture of a naked woman than a naked man.
yeah penises aren't really pretty
BUT
there are some terrible vajayjays as well
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:46 PM   #48
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I must admit, while I do not swing that way whatsoever, I'd rather see a picture of a naked woman than a naked man.
that's just wrong

how can you be a straight gal ... like guys, wanna sleep with guys but prefer to see a naked picture of a girl?
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:47 PM   #49
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well duh. the female body is a work of art. the male body is hairy in all the wrong places, not well proportioned, it just doesn't work. it was designed on the functional basis alone. the female body is literally art designed by a loving deity.
The male body can smack a woman's down.

Just sayin...
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:47 PM   #50
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I must admit, while I do not swing that way whatsoever, I'd rather see a picture of a naked woman than a naked man.
You won't get much argument here.
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:47 PM   #51
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:48 PM   #52
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The male body can smack a woman's down.

Just sayin...
(insert domestic violence joke)...(insert rimshot.mp3)

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Old 05-18-2010, 10:48 PM   #53
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:49 PM   #54
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that's just wrong

how can you be a straight gal ... like guys, wanna sleep with guys but prefer to see a naked picture of a girl?
Women are not as visually stimulated as men. I don't get turned on by porn because I like what I see. I get turned on because I'm imagining feeling what that woman feels.
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:50 PM   #55
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:50 PM   #56
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badgirl, I'm not convinced an 18 year old would even want to be near that musty, moldy old claptrap anyway (/arrested development)
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:51 PM   #57
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Women are not as visually stimulated as men. I don't get turned on by porn because I like what I see. I get turned on because I'm imagining feeling what that woman feels.
so guys make your horny even though you don't think they are visually appealing?
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:53 PM   #58
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so guys make your horny even though you don't think they are visually appealing?
I'm sure visually means something to women... but there are reasons that skuzzy/sleazy dudes who don't look great get into women's pants... charm, confidence and a silver tongue will get you a LONG way in this world.
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so guys make your horny even though you don't think they are visually appealing?
I can look at a generally hot guy and not be horny. There's usually something about a guy that sparks my interest. It could be eyes, it could be personality. I don't have a typical physical type that I'm attracted to. Now, if a guy is charming or funny or genuine....
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so guys make you horny even though you don't think they are visually appealing?
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