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01-02-2011, 10:20 PM | #46 |
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Nothing a little polish won't fix.
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01-02-2011, 11:05 PM | #47 |
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One time I accidentally my toenail, the next thing I knew, I accidentally the guacamole on my fish taco.
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01-02-2011, 11:05 PM | #48 |
sorta mod-ish
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01-03-2011, 01:50 AM | #49 |
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are you saying you share the with your male roommates? disgusting
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01-03-2011, 07:41 AM | #50 |
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Just go get some Lee press-on nails.
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01-03-2011, 08:35 AM | #51 |
Boom, Boom , Crash
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01-03-2011, 09:10 AM | #52 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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If you accidently your toenail, it will never grow back.
If you on purpose your toenail it will. |
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01-03-2011, 09:13 AM | #53 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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01-03-2011, 09:18 AM | #54 |
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Dude was standing too close in front of him and He could'nt see the shower head falling.
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01-03-2011, 09:24 AM | #55 |
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In all languages, as far as I know, in order to convey a coherent thought, one must use both a noun and a verb. Lets look at an example of complete sentences vs incomplete sentences.
1. A complete sentence: Norv Turner sucks as a head coach. In this example, Norv Turner is the noun, and the act of sucking is the verb. 2. Incomplet sentence: Phillip Rivers baby. Simply adding a form of the verb "to cry" would complete the sentence. |
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01-03-2011, 09:27 AM | #56 |
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Your accidentally will grow back , your toenail will not.
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01-03-2011, 10:49 AM | #57 |
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Call Rex Ryan...STAT!
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01-03-2011, 10:50 AM | #58 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Rub some of your Gynolotrimin on it.
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01-03-2011, 11:16 AM | #59 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I wanted to in the toilet, but I on my wife instead.
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01-03-2011, 11:19 AM | #60 |
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I call FRAUD! Dude, no way does a showerhead fall in a vertical line from your forehead to your toe without bouncing off your belly, Buck. I've met you.
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