Life Hypothetical: If you could produce your own sperm for $20,000 a week - Page 4

Bump · 04-11-2011, 07:56 PM

Provided that the party buying your sperm had to have it every single week and if you miss any week at all, the deal would be over. An entire gallon of only your own sperm, every week. They will be able to tell if it's not all of yours.

Would you sign up for that job? Would you decline?

How hard would you try to keep this job?

Think about it, grab a jug of milk and think. Could you fill that with your own sperm in a week's period for $20,000 every week?

**CrazyPhuD** · 04-11-2011, 08:56 PM

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Phil, do the math. That's approximately 256 loads per gallon (LPG). To accomplish that in a 30 day calendar month would require 8.53 loads per day (LPD). I may have been able to manage that level of production at 16 but it would have required a great deal of visual stimulation and I'd seldom have been able to leave my room.

I'm no rocket scientist but intuitively it just doesn't seem reasonable.

Coke and viagra...no problem at any age....well except maybe for the heart attack at the end of the week.

RJ · 04-11-2011, 08:58 PM

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could I write off pornography and strippers as a business expense in this scenario?
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You better plan on writing off hand lotion as well. Plan on buying it in 4 gallon buckets at the Home Depot contractors desk. Consider pallets, you'll save a few bucks.

RJ · 04-11-2011, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Coke and viagra...no problem at any age....well except maybe for the heart attack at the end of the week.

Do you snort those together or as two separate lines?

Bump · 04-11-2011, 09:08 PM

Ok, how about something a bit more practical but still would be a lot of effort. Let's say 35 ejaculates per day, the equivalent of that. For $20K per week?

04-11-2011, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ

Phil, do the math. That's approximately 256 loads per gallon (LPG). To accomplish that in a 30 day calendar month would require 8.53 loads per day (LPD). I may have been able to manage that level of production at 16 but it would have required a great deal of visual stimulation and I'd seldom have been able to leave my room.

I'm no rocket scientist but intuitively it just doesn't seem reasonable.

I was only calling for a couple of gallons a year even when I thought 1 tablespoon = 1 oz.

**Rain Man** · 04-11-2011, 09:12 PM

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Ok, how about something a bit more practical but still would be a lot of effort. Let's say 35 ejaculates per day, the equivalent of that. For $20K per week?

I presume this is only five days a week, right? I don't think I can be forced to work seven days.
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**CrazyPhuD** · 04-11-2011, 09:14 PM

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Do you snort those together or as two separate lines?

I think it would probably work best together, after all it would suck to want to nail a hole in the wall and not be able to do anything about it.

04-11-2011, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump

Ok, how about something a bit more practical but still would be a lot of effort. Let's say 35 ejaculates per day, the equivalent of that. For $20K per week?

I think 35 a week is probably doable. I'd have to pass on 35x a day. I don't think I could have achieved 35x a day in my prime.

**Rain Man** · 04-11-2011, 09:16 PM

35 a day is 175 for a five day week. at $20,000 a week, you could get $100 oral services every time and stil take home $2,500 as long as they all spit. what's the market rate for that service? if it's $100 or less this would be a good job.
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**CrazyPhuD** · 04-11-2011, 09:16 PM

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I think 35 a week is probably doable. I'd have to pass on 35x a day. I don't think I could have achieved 35x a day in my prime.

Plus that would probably introduce some pretty bad RSI after even 5 days. Although it might be worth it just to fill out the workman's comp paperwork.

**CrazyPhuD** · 04-11-2011, 09:17 PM

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35 a day is 175 for a five day week. at $20,000 a week, you could get $100 oral services every time and stil take home $2,500 as long as they all spit. what's the market rate for that service? if it's $100 or less this would be a good job.
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You just damn well better make sure she doesn't swallow that would be one expensive mistake.

**Rain Man** · 04-11-2011, 09:19 PM

the challenge might be recruiting time for the women. 35 events a day is roughtly three per hour for a 12 hour day. and then you'd have to recruit on top of that, assuming that you'd like a little variety.
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Bump · 04-11-2011, 09:20 PM

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I presume this is only five days a week, right? I don't think I can be forced to work seven days.
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sure, 5 day work week.

This sort of thing would be aimed at someone who works their butt off for $30K per year in a job they hate. Think about that now, $80K per month. Would you?

**Rain Man** · 04-11-2011, 09:39 PM

off topic, but if I was really rich i'd have an attractive naked woman doing exercises in every room of the house, kind of like art. they'd just be there in the background doing situps in the living room while I watch tv, doing pushups in the kitchen while I eat cereal, running on a treadmill in the den while I read the newspaper, and so on. that'd be really cool.
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Crush · 04-11-2011, 09:46 PM

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I know you're thirsty but frankly, I won't take a check.

That joke made me gag a little. Yes, I know I just set myself up for another joke. This entire thread is an abomination.

04-11-2011, 07:56 PM
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04-11-2011, 09:08 PM	#49
Bump YOU take YOUR seat Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $1745105	Ok, how about something a bit more practical but still would be a lot of effort. Let's say 35 ejaculates per day, the equivalent of that. For $20K per week? __________________
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	the challenge might be recruiting time for the women. 35 events a day is roughtly three per hour for a 12 hour day. and then you'd have to recruit on top of that, assuming that you'd like a little variety. Posted via Mobile Device
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2828491 VARSITY	off topic, but if I was really rich i'd have an attractive naked woman doing exercises in every room of the house, kind of like art. they'd just be there in the background doing situps in the living room while I watch tv, doing pushups in the kitchen while I eat cereal, running on a treadmill in the den while I read the newspaper, and so on. that'd be really cool. Posted via Mobile Device
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