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Old 04-28-2011, 02:51 PM   #1
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Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?
Good idea. We've nominated you our ambassador. Don't be alarmed when we don't let you back into the compound though.
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:53 PM   #2
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Good idea. We've nominated you our ambassador. Don't be alarmed when we don't let you back into the compound though.
You will when I have achieved my goal of recruiting them to play for the Chiefs. Imagine offensive and defensive lines consisting entirely of zombies.
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:55 PM   #3
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You will when I have achieved my goal of recruiting them to play for the Chiefs. Imagine offensive and defensive lines consisting entirely of zombies.
Won't the helmet/facemask get in the way of their brain eating...

Wait a minute...

Dear God that's it. That's how we save humanity. We just force everyone to wear football helmets at all times so when the zombiepacolypse breaks out the zombies will be completely harmless.

Nobel Peace Prize here I come.

EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:01 PM   #4
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EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.
Oh, so you are expert on zombies.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:19 PM   #5
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EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.
Ugh, just when I was beginning to think you were all right.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:25 PM   #6
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Won't the helmet/facemask get in the way of their brain eating...

Wait a minute...

Dear God that's it. That's how we save humanity. We just force everyone to wear football helmets at all times so when the zombiepacolypse breaks out the zombies will be completely harmless.

Nobel Peace Prize here I come.

EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.


It sheds new light on the whole campaign to get children to wear bicycle helmets. Having ridden bikes as a child, I knew it wasn't for child safety, but I never would've guessed the real reason - to begin conditioning them for adult football helmet laws.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:00 PM   #7
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:27 PM   #8
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Keep your pussy ideas of appeasement to yourself. The only thing better than a dead zombie is a dead zombie being drug to your door by a nude supermodel.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:32 PM   #9
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Keep your pussy ideas of appeasement to yourself. The only thing better than a dead zombie is a dead zombie being drug to your door by a nude supermodel.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:44 PM   #10
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No, but I have heard they can be made into productive slaves.

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Old 04-28-2011, 03:58 PM   #11
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you silly rubes. Zombies can't swim and are afraid of fire. Simply build a moat around your current house, keep a supply of oil to dump into the water and light it. Have a couple years of rice, beans, and canned goods and have a well dug inside your house. You're good to go.
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Old 04-28-2011, 05:30 PM   #13
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Wait. On further examination of expert testimony it would seem the *type* of zombie will matter. It's generally accepted that zombies lack the coordination to swim. If they're viral or genetic zombies they won't be able to survive the underwater walk. If they're the plain old undead type you're screwed.
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Wait. On further examination of expert testimony it would seem the *type* of zombie will matter. It's generally accepted that zombies lack the coordination to swim. If they're viral or genetic zombies they won't be able to survive the underwater walk. If they're the plain old undead type you're screwed.
Good point, I hadn't considered the different varieties. When I was a kid, there were only the undead kind. Times (and zombies) change.

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You could put sharks or alligators in the moat.

But then you might end up with zombie sharks or alligators. And that you DO NOT WANT
Zombie sharks? Do they have zombie lasers on their frickin' zombie heads?

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Old 04-28-2011, 06:03 PM   #15
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Zombie sharks? Do they have zombie lasers on their frickin' zombie heads?
That was assumed, yes.


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