Poop Penis Freckle. - Page 4

ToxSocks · 12:27 PM

WTF, man?

I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly.

My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least.

Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed!

It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH!

DMAC · 05-12-2011, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

I got a dark spot on my shaft as well, but its a scar from frostbite gotten during a 6 mile run outside Fairbanks AK in the winter.

Runnin in the cold with your wang out huh...

Heh, yeahh

4th and Long · 05-12-2011, 02:12 PM

Y'all are a bunch of deformed mofos.

**Easy 6** · 05-12-2011, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC

Runnin in the cold with your wang out huh...

Heh, yeahh

Actually had a pair of two layer shorts under sweatpants on, but it just wasnt enough for a long run at 20-30 below or whatever it was.

**Buck** · 05-12-2011, 02:23 PM

My thoughts and prayers are with you Detoxing.

ToxSocks · 05-12-2011, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

My thoughts and prayers are with you Detoxing.

Thank you. Like i said before, Hopefully it's an Angel Kiss. Maybe the heavens are blessing my penis.

MoreLemonPledge · 05-12-2011, 02:36 PM

You should probably take a picture of it and show everybody.

Or just PM me.

threebag · 05-12-2011, 03:41 PM

Have a rat gnaw it off.

**QuikSsurfer** · 05-12-2011, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump

It's probably just HPV, everybody has it.

Crush · 05-12-2011, 06:18 PM

Uh oh. Detoxing has the Mark of Cain. It really is true. The world is going to end on May 21st.

Garcia Bronco · 05-12-2011, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

50 percent of people will have HPV at some point in their lives. Its not always visable. One can also be a carrier.

58-4ever · 05-12-2011, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

50 percent of people will have HPV at some point in their lives. Its not always visable. One can also be a carrier.

And sometimes it is just a freckle hiding as secret, but deadly, cancer...

RustShack · 05-12-2011, 07:27 PM

One time I was peeing and was confused because It looked like I could see the hole but it was coming out next to it. I have a freckle on the tip.

RJ · 05-12-2011, 07:28 PM

Penis freckle was my "pet name" for one of my old girlfriends. I never understood why she didn't like it.

HoneyBadger · 05-12-2011, 07:56 PM

So, they can just appear? I'm going to start putting sunscreen daily on my little guy.

Crush · 05-12-2011, 07:58 PM

Can a thread about Detoxing's penis get 100 posts? Maybe.

05-12-2011, 12:21 PM
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $2123063	Penis Freckle. WTF, man? I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ***ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly. My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least. Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed! It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH! Last edited by ToxSocks; 05-12-2011 at 12:27 PM..*
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05-12-2011, 07:27 PM	#57
RustShack **** That Noise Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jack Trice Casino cash: $3116954	One time I was peeing and was confused because It looked like I could see the hole but it was coming out next to it. I have a freckle on the tip. __________________
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