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She's Back. Dumbass Fat Chick- Now With More Fat And A Fiance
http://thechive.com/2012/03/22/world...otos10-photos/
Folks, don’t adjust your TV, this isn’t a drill. What you are seeing is the real deal. Supersized mother of two children and a model for SSBBW (supersized big beautiful women) websites Susanne Evan, 33, who once claimed that she has a goal to become the fattest woman in the history. Her goal might’ve just gotten a little lard injection because the 342 kg (756 lb.) has recently revealed that she is engaged to marry a chef. Susanne’s fiancé Parker Clack loves cooking for her and the woman says that their marriage was arranged in heaven. So hey, here’s to true happiness and love being blind….very, very, ridiculously blind. |
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Needs more middle fingers
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Imagine how ****ed up her toilet must be. She probably goes through toilet seats quicker than she goes through a bag of cheetos.
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In Search of a Life
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There's no way she knows if her ass is above the water. She must plop down and let rip. Half the time I bet she shoots a rooster tail of shit all over the wall behind her.
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#48 |
pie is never free
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YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT LA MAGRA BLADE! *HISS*
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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#50 |
Quit your bullshit
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In her case, it's barely one of the top 10 most important meals of the day.
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#51 |
Ain't no relax!
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LOL science tag on this thread...
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So true and so neglected! Mrs. RJ and myself always start out our day with a 9x13 breakfeast casserole, pancakes, toast, hash browns, a glass of root beer and small avocado salad. I don't know WTF that avocado salad is all about. |
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The chosen one
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I'm sure when she goes out she wears a corset, and no one notices she's even fat.
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#54 |
Banded
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Maybe he's okay with just ****ing her fat rolls.
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#55 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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I always wonder if fat people like her $hit their pants on purpose. If they don't have someone forcibly prying their (_l_) (just for you H5N1) open with some sort of tool and putting a bucket by their bungholios, chances are, they probably think the whole "stand up, walk to the bathroom and maneuver my body in a position where I can successfully take a $hit in the toilet" process to be too grueling. The thing is, fat people like her probably CAN shit themselves without it being noticed. If they $hit themselves, the fecal matter may be prevented from seeping through the ass crack by all the fat globules. Obviously they will stink, but they probably stink anyways, so why not $hit your pants? What do you have to lose? This woman is disgusting. Her husband either; a.) really enjoys being a chef, b.) has a grotesque fetish for morbid obesity or c.) is wanting something... the attention/publicity or possibly life insurance $???
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On a serious note though...she has 2 kids? She's intentionally and happily killing herself even though she has kids? Wow.
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Quit your bullshit
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She doesn't wear Spanx. She wears Curb Stompx.
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MVP
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Transportation courtesy of the 101st? HUEYYYYYY!
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In Snake We Trust
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What's for Dinner Honey?
Sea Otter you ****ing whale |
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