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All of the meads and ales are microbrews 16 27.12%
Book chapters always start with big artistic letters 6 10.17%
Delightful intermingling of church and state 0 0%
Feudalism saves time on election days 2 3.39%
Get to throw apples at Newton and tell him how you can throw the heavier ones further 1 1.69%
Get to wear tights without ridicule as long as you call yourself a minstrel 0 0%
Golden era of public pillories 0 0%
Good chance that people you don’t like will die of plague at some point 5 8.47%
Goodell isn’t there to ruin jousting tournaments 12 20.34%
Great serfing 3 5.08%
Greensleeves is on all the radio stations. 1 1.69%
If you lose your hair, you can just tell people you’re a monk 0 0%
If you’re nice, the village guard will let you work the drawbridge 3 5.08%
Lot of manual labor means low obesity rates 8 13.56%
Lots of opportunities to go horseback riding 6 10.17%
Making accusations of witchcraft when you get annoyed at someone 6 10.17%
Monk chants rock 1 1.69%
No bad TV 1 1.69%
No electricity = plenty of sleep 10 16.95%
No new world means no tension about Chiefs and Redskins team names 4 6.78%
No one questions you if you walk around twirling a morning star 3 5.08%
Occasional crusades 7 11.86%
Opportunity to watch the sun revolve around the earth 1 1.69%
Pushing Vikings into moats from atop castle walls 6 10.17%
Rancid meat, and plenty of it 0 0%
Raping and pillaging is a viable career option 16 27.12%
Remarkably easy to find a blacksmith when you need one 6 10.17%
Robbing and killing as a highwayman would be much easier than it is today 8 13.56%
See a heretic? Burn them! 7 11.86%
Summer evenings are really quiet and peaceful if you’re not being pillaged 5 8.47%
Wearing suits of armor 14 23.73%
When you road trip, the bars are full of actual barbarian chicks 15 25.42%
I don't think the middle ages were all that great 12 20.34%
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1. No one bitched to you about eating meat all the time.

2. Hairy vajayjays

3. Hit a women over the head and drag her back to your lair.

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