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06-06-2018, 12:30 AM | #47 |
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I have seen Rainman's sex tape...
He's fully clothed & fighting a bunch of sailors on a cargo ship. He kicked the crap out of every damn one. What's that got to do with sex? Taught them damn sailors not to fuk with Rain Man.
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06-06-2018, 02:45 AM | #48 | |
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06-06-2018, 03:13 AM | #49 | |
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I didn't want to end up as their lunch, and moved on from the issue. But my supervisor didn't. He picked up a bucket of Popeye's one day. Took half of it in the washroom, pissed on it, and then put it in the freezer. It was gone the next day Whoever it was that ate that peed chicken would have to had gone to an ER. My sup got around. Was dating some gal that worked there. But still had time for he and five of his friends take on two chicks one night I guess |
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06-06-2018, 04:04 AM | #50 |
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got me thinkin. had a coworker one night, his wife cooked him a steak, he brought it to work. put it on the workbench just before he was ready for lunch. turned around and a chunk was missing.
so the next day he put out a bag of dorito's only he applied the chips with spray glue. the man that ate the steak, was gone the next day, because we assume his intestines clogged up with glue
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06-06-2018, 05:08 AM | #51 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I troll post in the DC forum just to get a reaction out of the overly high strung people that frequent that place. I rarely have any sort of passion or belief in the opinions I post there.
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06-06-2018, 06:07 AM | #52 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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When I was a kid, I gave the neighbor girl a chocolate bar.
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06-06-2018, 06:36 AM | #53 |
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I admit that I sometimes knowingly push people's buttons on Chiefsplanet.
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06-06-2018, 06:37 AM | #54 |
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Why you insincere bastard!!! AAARRRGGG!
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06-06-2018, 07:12 AM | #55 |
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I drink milk straight out of the carton.
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06-06-2018, 07:21 AM | #56 |
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I guess I won't be swimming in your pool after the big Chief's party....
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06-06-2018, 07:23 AM | #57 |
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Post your petty confessions here if you like.
When I fly Southwest I cough a lot during boarding so no one wants to sit next to me.
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06-06-2018, 07:24 AM | #58 |
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I've stolen food or drinks from an office fridge at desperate moments many years ago.
Nowadays I would NEVER because people do WEIRD shit like pissing in lemonade or ice tea, spitting or snotting on their leftover pizza or sandwich, putting laxatives in cupcakes or brownies, and many other utterly vile things.
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06-06-2018, 07:30 AM | #60 |
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Weird thing I never even really thought about much until this thread, but I never even contemplated taking something from a communal fridge unless it was, like, sodas or beers put there as policy for everyone, or I got an email saying 'x is in the fridge for all, help yourself.'
I think there was a creeping fear that if I so much as futzed around with someone else's stuff, that's when they'd come in and catch me red-handed. And most people, it seems, either put stuff in a bag or in some Tupperware, so you would have to commit to pulling something out and opening it to even try. And even then, who knows it whatever is in the bag or Tupperware is worth a shit. Just not even worth contemplating.
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