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View Poll Results: sex is good | |||
yeah. | 9 | 45.00% | |
yeah. | 11 | 55.00% | |
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08-12-2014, 09:46 AM | #6031 |
Inmem 2.0
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08-12-2014, 09:53 AM | #6032 |
Hung off the Night Train
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She was a barkeep at this bar I used to hang out at. I'd always flirt with her and make small talk.. But was too much of a vag to ask her out. I lost touch with her and hadn't seen her in ages. Well, I get a random FB friend request from her (we have like two mutual friends) so we aren't in the same social circle. I just started chatting with her on there and eventually told her I liked her and asked her out for dinner.
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08-12-2014, 10:06 AM | #6033 |
Hung off the Night Train
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08-12-2014, 10:26 AM | #6034 |
You think you can get by this?
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08-12-2014, 10:48 AM | #6035 |
Grand champ
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08-12-2014, 10:50 AM | #6036 |
"You like to drink?"
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Because it would be "awkward" or "creepy"
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08-12-2014, 10:52 AM | #6037 |
Grand champ
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08-12-2014, 10:57 AM | #6038 |
You think you can get by this?
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08-12-2014, 10:58 AM | #6039 |
"You like to drink?"
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No one knew i was on it until she posted the fact on FB.
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08-12-2014, 11:00 AM | #6040 |
Take a Chill Pill
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I have been single a little while. My ex-gf pleaded with me to change my mind about dumping her, but I didn't and I sent her packing. Now I miss her so ****ing much.
Stupid human brain. |
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08-12-2014, 11:05 AM | #6041 |
Consuming CP souls
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08-12-2014, 11:07 AM | #6042 |
"You like to drink?"
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Double standards for dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyys.
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08-12-2014, 11:09 AM | #6043 |
Consuming CP souls
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The chick wanted your cock brah....what was wrong with her?
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08-12-2014, 11:09 AM | #6044 |
Banned
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You guys ever do the lemon test? It could really save your ass.
Before you leave the bar ask for a couple of lemons. Before you put your hand down the girl's pants squeeze a lemon. If she jumps or screams it's because that lemon juice got into STD sores and burned. Just a good trick of the trade I figured I'd pass along. |
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08-12-2014, 12:36 PM | #6045 | |
I'll be back.
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I have a girlfriend. I do think billay makes up every little thing he posts in this thread, though. |
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