VON DOUCHE!

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Adam Schefter‏@AdamSchefter1m
Broncos LB Von Miller is facing 4-game suspension for violating NFL policy, per ESPN sources. Case currently in appeals process.

CHEATER

[MagicHef]

Police asking Von to account for his whereabouts on March 1st, 1932.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by DaFace

Na, I'm pretty sure this article is evidence that he pulled the trigger himself.

It's evident Miller killed several people while smoking crack.

Oh yeah , and he smoked a joint .

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

It's evident Miller killed several people while smoking crack.

Oh yeah , and he smoked a joint .

NFL reaction:

8 game suspension for smoking the joint.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by DaFace

Na, I'm pretty sure this article is evidence that he pulled the trigger himself.

Shot him with a knife...classic Von Miller.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Shot him with a knife...classic Von Miller.

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by DaFace

NFL reaction:

8 game suspension for smoking the joint.

upon appeal, just 2 games, but don't do it again!

[Rain Man]

My six degrees of separation with Von Miller.

1. I used to work near Fero's Bar & Grill and ate there a couple of times.
2. Von Miller is friends with the people who murdered everyone at Fero's Bar & Grill and then tried to burn it down.

[TEX]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

My six degrees of separation with Von Miller.

1. I used to work near Fero's Bar & Grill and ate there a couple of times.
2. Von Miller is friends with the people who murdered everyone at Fero's Bar & Grill and then tried to burn it down.

[Kerberos]

Originally Posted by Halfcan

Would a diluted sample count as a Failed test?

The legal answer is NO but most corporations that drug test employees will say that a diluted sample is inconclusive and is as good as a FAIL.

When working for Coca Cola the definition of diluted was a test that showed lower than normal levels of Creatine in the urine that is usually from a large amount of water being consumed before taking a drug screen. Had more than one driver have to submit a second sample for that very reason.

Pre-employment drug screen was a FAIL if diluted and you would no longer be a hire-able person for them.

All companys are different in their terminology and definitions of failed and diluted but I can only guess they all use the same guidelines.

[saphojunkie]

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

https://twitter.com/MaseDenver/statu...37315675750401

It will not affect his appeal, at all. Again, no big deal.

Nope. No effect at all.

[9er guy]

Donks D was already lookin Shaky. This cant be good.

[Chiefshrink]

Originally Posted by mdstu

Yeah, just a bar that he happened to be at, while his "possible" friend murdered 5 people with a knife and set the place on fire with gasoline. What shitty luck. Not saying that he participated in any way, but doesn't sound like wrong place/wrong time. Just sounds like he's a dumbass.

Hernandez and Miller ought to get together to write a book called " The VonAaron Files"

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

Nope. No effect at all.

Yeah, Roger Goodell has a history of overlooking multiple arrests, affiliation with mass murderers, and falsifying drug tests when handing down suspensions for failed drug tests. He's really easygoing about that stuff.

[tooge]

Now that he's witnessed a murder, he'll be that much better at killing the opposing QB/knowmo

[Garcia Bronco]

The murderer was a friend of friend. there is no realistic reason Miller is on that witness list.

Also on the drug test. He took it. The samlpe was accidentially spilled. They needed another sample and he couldn't perform right then and they took the sample right after the practice he took part in and then they said the sample was diluted. No shit. He just drank a shit load of water in practice. The whole thing is mind numbingly stupid and unreasonable by the NFL.