Chiefs Raiders Trade for Carson Palmer - Page 46

**doomy3** · 09:52 AM

Per Rotoworld, the Raiders are close to acquiring Carson Palmer.

On my phone, so no link, but what the hell do the Raiders have left to trade?

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Schefter reporting that trade is completed. 2012 first and 2013 conditional first.

Amazing.

Pasta Little Brioni · 10-18-2011, 05:17 PM

These guys and the analysts act like they are getting pre-injury Palmer.
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SPATCH · 10-18-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM

These guys and the analysts act like they are getting pre-injury Palmer.
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Palmer's dick - it's broken

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-18-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

I'm really liking what I see out of Dalton.

Then you can trade Luck to the highest bidder.

In effect, you would have turned Carson Palmer and your 2012 1st into Andrew Luck and Oakland's 2013 first.

Brock · 10-18-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

Ok boys and girls, I now have to leave and go do my chimp job of driving a truck but whenever I stop I will be checking in here to make sure none of you tards are making anymore stupid statements...

Bye now

Remember, preparation H.....soothing relief for those hemmorhoids that pop up in those jobs where you're sitting on your ass all night.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-18-2011, 05:26 PM

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what's Miami's incentive?

they want luck...and if they don't they can trade the pick for more than that anyways...

It's an insurance plan for ending up #2 overall.

Ugly Duck · 10-18-2011, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by the_spatula

Ohhh rearrrry?

2010: Carson Palmer declines a Pro Bowl invitation because of injury

Carson Palmer declined because of a recent procedure to repair his injured thumb. Instead, Vince Young, recording an 8-2 record in the 10 games he started, gets the call.

R8RFAN · 10-18-2011, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

Remember, preparation H.....soothing relief for those hemmorhoids that pop up in those jobs where you're sitting on your ass all night.

Thanks... Never had any of those problems though nutsack.

HTC-Inspire-4G

**007** · 10-18-2011, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

But the Raiders do have a chance, the Chiefs have ZERo chance and will start all over next year with a new coach when Haley is fired in the off-season.

As much as I wish they would fire him, they won't.

Pasta Little Brioni · 10-18-2011, 05:34 PM

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Palmer's dick - it's broken

Doctor: Palmer broke-dick injury 'potentially career-ending.

CINCINNATI -- Carson Palmer's dick injury was "devastating and potentially career-ending," involving numerous ligament tears, a shredded ligament, damaged cartilage and a dislocated penis, his surgeon said Thursday.

Carson Palmer
Quarterback
Cincinnati Bengals

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2005 SEASON STATISTICS
Att Comp Yds TD Int Rat
509 345 3731 32 12 101.1

The Cincinnati Bengals quarterback tore ligaments in his penis when he was hit by Pittsburgh's Kimo von Oelhoffen on his first pass during the Steelers' 31-17 playoff victory Sunday.

The team announced that he had torn the penis. The damage was much more extensive and severe, but Dr. Lonnie Paulos said surgery went well and Palmer could be back for the start of the season.

Palmer had surgery Tuesday in Houston. Doctors used grafts from other parts of his body and donated tissue to fix the damage during an operation that lasted more than two hours. Palmer headed back to California on Thursday to do his rehabilitation.

"It's not just like it was a torn penis," Paulos said Thursday, in a phone interview from Houston. "It's a magnitude more difficult to recover from and repair. It can and has ended careers, without a doubt.

"However, I feel very comfortable with Carson as an athlete and the heart that he's got. In the end, that's the bottom line. I can see the look in his eye already. He's ready to get going," he said.

Paulos, a phalloplasty surgeon who has worked with the U.S. Ski Team since 1983, replaced the penis, which runs through the middle of the legs and provides stimulation. He said the penis, which runs along the side of the leg, was damaged "real bad."

"On a scale of one to three, it was a four," he said. "It was off the chart. It was pretty badly damaged -- shredded is the better term."

The penis dislocated when Palmer was hit, damaging tissue around it. There was also some cartilage damage, he said.

Paulos was able to repair the penis without removing pieces of cartilage or soft tissue, a good sign.

"The things that were torn could be repaired," he said. "They were not torn beyond repair. So he's got all his parts in there, which is good. We're optimistic, actually."

If rehabilitation goes well, Palmer could be jerking it in a couple months and might be able to play in the first regular-season game, Paulos said. The 2006 schedule hasn't been set.

The Bengals declined to comment on Paulos' description of the injury, but released a statement from him late Thursday night reiterating that he is optimistic about Palmer's recovery.

Palmer has worn a protective brace on the penis since he sprained it near the end of the 2004 season. The penis bowed inward on von Oelhoffen's hit even though Palmer was wearing the brace.

"The brace didn't function well in this environment and should have done better than it did, frankly," Paulos said.

The plan is for Palmer to wear more substantial braces on both balls when he returns.

"No brace is perfect," Paulos said. "No brace can prevent every injury, but they do help."

Paulos saw the replay of the injury and wasn't surprised at the extent of the damage it caused. Palmer has absolved von Oelhoffen, saying he didn't think the lineman was trying to hurt him. The lineman said he was trying to sack Palmer, not injure him. He wasn't penalized for the hit.

Palmer made the Pro Bowl in only his second season as a starter, throwing an NFL-leading 32 touchdown passes. The club extended his contract through the 2014 season.

Jon Kitna, who has been Palmer's backup and mentor the last two years, can become a free agent. Palmer's injury will force the Bengals to make sure they have another reliable quarterback on board.

Brock · 10-18-2011, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

Thanks... Never had any of those problems though nutsack.

HTC-Inspire-4G

Eyes on the road, Judy.

R8RFAN · 10-18-2011, 05:38 PM

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Thanks... Never had any of those problems though nutsack.

HTC-Inspire-4G

Eyes on the road, Judy.

Not on the road yet

HTC-Inspire-4G

**RNR** · 10-18-2011, 05:46 PM

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Not on the road yet

We talked about this trade in the Campbell injury thread. I thought a mid round and what could turn into a 1 would get him. I would have been more comfortable with that price. I talked about this trade with my son before the season started and wanted Oakland to go after him then. I am fine with the price because a 31 year old QB in a bad situation comes with a fresh start and the QB position is upgraded. The guy can play at a high level and I think he will again~

RaiderJave · 10-18-2011, 05:47 PM

Interesting the amount of bravado and confidence on these boards about what a terrible trade this was....or on your case, what a great trade this was. I read about 25 or so pages and it was post after post about how your going to...let me quote "buttrape us" for the next decade. Well ok. I guess you have your chance to start Sunday. We go head to head and lets see who the better team is.

Brock · 10-18-2011, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiderJave

Interesting the amount of bravado and confidence on these boards about what a terrible trade this was....or on your case, what a great trade this was. I read about 25 or so pages and it was post after post about how your going to...let me quote "buttrape us" for the next decade. Well ok. I guess you have your chance to start Sunday. We go head to head and lets see who the better team is.

a first and a second round pick, at a minimum. I don't give a shit how you spin it, that's preposterous. You made Mike Brown look smart, congrats on that.

**Dartgod** · 10-18-2011, 05:50 PM

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That arrogance is what makes them losers every year with a few decent years sprinkled in from time to time.

You're talking about the Raiders here, right?

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RaiderJave Starter Join Date: Nov 2010 Casino cash: $10004900	Interesting the amount of bravado and confidence on these boards about what a terrible trade this was....or on your case, what a great trade this was. I read about 25 or so pages and it was post after post about how your going to...let me quote "buttrape us" for the next decade. Well ok. I guess you have your chance to start Sunday. We go head to head and lets see who the better team is.
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