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10-05-2012, 10:25 PM | #62 |
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We "went to Hiawatha" for anything we needed. They had a discount store and a few restaurants. If we were making a whole day of it we "went to Topeka."
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10-05-2012, 10:34 PM | #63 |
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humph (my grandfather used it ) caught my self using it
and it works monkey ****ing a football, my dad's
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10-05-2012, 10:43 PM | #64 |
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Dad, when I didn't triangulate properly and found myself standing between him and the TV: "You make a better door than a window."
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10-05-2012, 10:43 PM | #65 |
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put your left hand on your right ear
and your right hand on your left ear now pull your head outta your ass my dad
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10-05-2012, 10:47 PM | #66 |
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"I'm going to stomp a mudhole in you."
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10-05-2012, 10:50 PM | #68 |
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10-05-2012, 10:53 PM | #69 |
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My dad used to say that too. I always asked him if he could open me. He never came back.
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TIL "triangulate improperly" means "Got between Dad and the TV"
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10-05-2012, 10:59 PM | #71 |
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This has been brought up before, but my dad always used the phrase "fall ass over tea kettle into ________"
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10-05-2012, 11:00 PM | #72 |
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mercy is one they'd say a lot, it's like saying 'meh' sort of. Especially my uncle, he'd use that one a lot.
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10-05-2012, 11:00 PM | #73 |
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GF got between me and the tv during last weeks Chiefs game and when I yelled "WTF are you doing?" she paused and said "helping you miss the Casselception." She's so awesome.
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10-05-2012, 11:02 PM | #74 |
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I spent a lot of years thinking that my dad invented all of these sayings.
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