Famous Flatulii - Page 5

CHIEF4EVER · 03-04-2003, 03:06 PM

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'll share a story (albeit a bit late).

When I was stationed in Berlin, we had an annual NCO call at the NCO club and the Commanding General was the guest speaker. All the NCOs were seated in a U shape facing the middle and my best friend Jerry was seated next to me. Jerry had a habit of being a bit of a prankster when drinking and by the time the colors were brought in he was 2 sheets to the wind. At the announcement of the General the command "Present Arms" was given. In response to the command we all snapped off a sharp salute and Jerry simultaneously snapped off the positively loudest butt explosion I think I have ever heard. The funniest part was that nobody dared smile or even smirk although the natural reaction was to belly laugh. The SGT Major and General never missed a beat although the SGT Major was eying the assembled NCOs trying to discover the offender. After NCO call Jerry and I laughed outside the club for at least a half hour.

HC_Chief · 03-04-2003, 03:08 PM

Should have turned in his direction and peed on the top of his crazy little munchkin head.

ROYC75 · 08-12-2004, 07:14 AM

Damn, I have missed this one, must of been when I was busy at work making money ?

Damn Dole, you and Ross go way back.

Boozer · 10-27-2004, 04:50 PM

Justice Clarence Thomas, Fifth Floor Men's Room, Green Hall, KU, 10:15 am today.

03-04-2003, 03:06 PM	#1
CHIEF4EVER Just a man in the 'ghan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Jalalabad, Afghanistan Casino cash: $10004900	Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'll share a story (albeit a bit late). When I was stationed in Berlin, we had an annual NCO call at the NCO club and the Commanding General was the guest speaker. All the NCOs were seated in a U shape facing the middle and my best friend Jerry was seated next to me. Jerry had a habit of being a bit of a prankster when drinking and by the time the colors were brought in he was 2 sheets to the wind. At the announcement of the General the command "Present Arms" was given. In response to the command we all snapped off a sharp salute and Jerry simultaneously snapped off the positively loudest butt explosion I think I have ever heard. The funniest part was that nobody dared smile or even smirk although the natural reaction was to belly laugh. The SGT Major and General never missed a beat although the SGT Major was eying the assembled NCOs trying to discover the offender. After NCO call Jerry and I laughed outside the club for at least a half hour.
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03-04-2003, 03:08 PM	#2
HC_Chief That's just f***in' stupid Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: suburbia Casino cash: $3687107	Should have turned in his direction and peed on the top of his crazy little munchkin head. __________________ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
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08-12-2004, 07:14 AM	#3
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5179400	Damn, I have missed this one, must of been when I was busy at work making money ? Damn Dole, you and Ross go way back.
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10-27-2004, 04:50 PM	#4
Boozer Pain Cake Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Lawrence, KS Casino cash: $10004900	Justice Clarence Thomas, Fifth Floor Men's Room, Green Hall, KU, 10:15 am today. __________________
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