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02-22-2013, 11:57 AM | #61 |
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
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It is funny. Because most of 5he ones that write that have a bikini self shot in the mirror.
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02-22-2013, 11:59 AM | #62 |
The Beast Inside Your Head
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Well dammit! My favorite photo is the one of me, my son, and wife by the pool side. I'll have to use a different one then.
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02-22-2013, 11:59 AM | #63 |
I'll be back.
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Or you may start RECEIVING messages.
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02-22-2013, 12:02 PM | #64 |
Banned
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this guy is on ChiefsPlanet.com and all of his threads have been 'going to a strip club', 'gonna get an escort', 'online dating is really tough!!!', 'muslims are INSANE', 'I'm a racist'...
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02-22-2013, 12:03 PM | #65 |
Woman should only make babies
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I'll wing you in real life if you are near KC. I am expensive though as I am a professional wingman and I am the best at what I do.
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02-22-2013, 12:08 PM | #66 |
Banned
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02-22-2013, 12:12 PM | #67 | |
Everybody Lies.
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02-22-2013, 12:31 PM | #68 |
Consuming CP souls
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Post the profile here, so the gurus can help.
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02-22-2013, 12:39 PM | #69 | |
I'll be back.
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This is a legendary internet dating profile that apparently has a lot of success if you don't look like an inbred. Good luck.
Note: the actual profile part is only the first section. The other crap is more ammo to use. Quote:
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02-22-2013, 12:48 PM | #70 | |
pimping hoes + clocking a grip
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02-22-2013, 12:49 PM | #71 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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VARSITY
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I guess this profile pic is out of the question...
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02-22-2013, 12:51 PM | #72 | |
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02-22-2013, 12:52 PM | #73 |
George Brett shit his pants
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When I was single I honestly found internet dating to be really easy, at least compared to real life.
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02-22-2013, 12:53 PM | #74 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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I have real empathy for anyone who is single. If my wife and I split up I can't even imagine getting back into the game, especially with how irrationally it's played.
Best of luck dude; I have no advice for you.
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02-22-2013, 01:01 PM | #75 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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So I scan my spam filter before deleting what it catches and one day I see a message from married_but_lonely.com and I’m like shouldn’t that be rename to looking_to_get_shot_by_someone’s_husband.com?
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