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There is nothing complex to this concept.
I am your Dungeon Master for the endurance of this thread. I have three dices ("die"?) with six sides each. (Here.) There's really only one rule in this thread: You tell me what you want to do. I will determine how difficult your maneuver is, and roll the dice to see if you're successful. There usually is some sort of plot or mission in D&D, but let's just keep this simple and appropriately stupid. Feel free to run with this as creatively as you wish, however. Also, feel free not to. |
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I would like to infiltrate Arrowhead, kidnap Alex Smith, tie him up in a burlap sack, take him to China and dump him in the Yangtze river.
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I am on a quest to find a woman with the elusive snapping pu@@y. Tell me Dungeon Master, will I ever complete this 40 year long journey ?
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***10*** That went about how I expected it to. On your way up I-44, you hit a cop car when texting distracts you off the road. The cop finds rope, burlap, a passport, a crate, and a topographical map of the Yangtze. Your items have been confiscated, your car impounded, and you reside in a jail somewhere northeast of Tulsa, Oklahoma. |
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I wish to fetch a cow, load it into a catapult and launch it over a large keep wall in order to hit a party of knights demanding a holy grail outside the keep.
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But just roll for the jail escape first.
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I think I will go the anti-paladin route. That way we can have something in common.
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***3*** The catapult snaps, as the cow rolls lifelessly off of it to your feet. PETA arrives at the scene. Your countrymen, fearless in the face of war, are pussies in the face of animal rights activists, and they scurry in all directions, leaving you to answer for your abuse of innocent livestock. |
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I should probably remove my fox pelts then...
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***14*** Ha! You're out on parole. You've got an ankle bracelet, however. It will make your future tasks slightly more difficult if you choose to leave Oklahoma. |
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