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09-29-2013, 10:28 PM | #61 |
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Well, sure. It is after all our O versus your D and vice versa. Strength versus strength and weakness versus weakness. And it's a division game between two teams who look like they will have a similar record. Should be quite a game.
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09-29-2013, 10:28 PM | #62 |
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Its not going to be some wild shootout. The Chiefs offense is going to be focused on ball control and keeping Manning on the sideline. It has to happen, because if it doesn't, then the Chiefs likely lose the game. We cant have any of these Dez Bryant/Victor Cruz type of busted plays. The Safeties are going to have to be on point. I don't see the KC offense surviving a shootout with as inconsistent as the receivers have been.
All due respect to the Ravens, Giants, Raiders, and Eagles, but none of them have fielded a defense that can lace the KC Chiefs boots this season. We get pressure, and as good as Manning is, when he gets his head rattled a couple of times, he's not the same guy, especially after the ordeal with his neck. Sutton is going to know that the key to stopping the Broncos offense is simply to rush the throws, or stop them altogether with tipped balls at the line, or sacks. Its not like it used to be. You cant just key on Hali, or in the past, Jared Allen and crush any hope of QB pressure the Chiefs had. It comes from everywhere now. Hali, Houston, and Poe are the big ones but then weve got guys like DeVito, Bailey, and even Jackson is getting in on the action. Ryan Clady is out. Whoever is in there trying to block either Hali or Houston is going to need help. The Broncos O line will have to be at the top of their game if they want to protect their rental QB. Otherwise, youre looking at a Blue and Orange Pez dispenser.
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09-29-2013, 10:30 PM | #63 |
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The Ravens have a very good defense. Suggs and Doom are probably the best pass rushing duo in the league. The Raiders... they were leading the league in sacks coming into our game against them and they only managed to sack Peyton once.
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09-29-2013, 10:31 PM | #64 |
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09-29-2013, 10:32 PM | #65 |
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09-29-2013, 10:32 PM | #66 |
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09-29-2013, 10:33 PM | #68 |
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As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up soon. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way. When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance. I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle. Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way. While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game. If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so. One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations. To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team. Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes. The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate. Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour. |
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09-29-2013, 10:40 PM | #71 |
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Peyton's face will look like The Joker and his gaping asshole will resemble the anus of Jenna Jameson after Hali and Houston are done with him.
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09-29-2013, 10:40 PM | #72 |
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He's a rookie DT with good guys in front of him.
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09-29-2013, 10:42 PM | #74 |
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If you include the Week 5 teams we're about to face, the Donks' combined records of their opponents is actually 2 games WORSE.
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09-29-2013, 10:43 PM | #75 |
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Hope so. I was expecting Sylvester to flash something in the preseason but he did nothing at all. He played four quarters against the Cardinals in the preseason and I didn't see him make one play, a first round pick should at least flash something against camp fodder.
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