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Old 03-20-2013, 12:55 PM  
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Alex Smith not Afraid of replacing a Legend

Spring Practice begins at Arrowhead. There is a new but familiar sight in camp this year. A white Quarterback underthrowing Wide Recievers. "I've heard the stories" Alex Smith told reporters "The botched screen passes, throwing the ball at the legs of defenders, and of course the Hail Mary from the 20 yard line... I am going to let people know though.. I am not scared of replacing the legend"

The Legend of course is Pro Football Pro Bowler Matt Casssel. Cassel who seemed to handle pressure like a pregnant lady on the Orient Express...is now gone.. Leaving only Alex Smith and his endless whiteness behind qb. Alex has big shoes no doubt.... time will tell if he will succeed in missing his head with his hat...or if he will become something Legend-er.
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:29 AM   #61
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Different signs Chiefsplanet posters would have for Lemonade stands.

Donger: I don't know, why do you think the price of Lemonade is so high?
Reaper16: Well actually this is more of a Lemon Cooler. For actual Lemonade you have to go to Lemon Alabama during august. Even then you have to ASK for it.
Phobia: Edgewood Lemonade for all your thurst quenching needs
Demonpenz: I have lemnonade....haha I don't! Now with Taco Bell cups.
SaulBadguy: Please stop using my power towel to clean up lemonade
Luv: Please someone buy my Lemonade...
Milkman: Whats lemonade. I hate that.
MoHillbilly. You don't understand the culture of lemonade. You're from the city
BigDaddy: Moved to get away from Obama to make taxfree lemonade
Rain Man: appricot lemonade available.
GoChiefs: Lemonade not for Christians
Dave Lane: Jesus didn't exists, so he doesn't drink lemonade.
Hamas Jenkins: I hate my own Lemonade
[Zach] Meh...strawman Lemonade.
quicksilver: Has anyone seen my Lemonade?
StevieRay: Lemonade was better in the 70's
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:31 AM   #62
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Different signs Chiefsplanet posters would have for Lemonade stands.

Donger: I don't know, why do you think the price of Lemonade is so high?
Reaper16: Well actually this is more of a Lemon Cooler. For actual Lemonade you have to go to Lemon Alabama during august. Even then you have to ASK for it.
Phobia: Edgewood Lemonade for all your thurst quenching needs
Demonpenz: I have lemnonade....haha I don't! Now with Taco Bell cups.
SaulBadguy: Please stop using my power towel to clean up lemonade
Luv: Please someone buy my Lemonade...
Milkman: Whats lemonade. I hate that.
MoHillbilly. You don't understand the culture of lemonade. You're from the city
BigDaddy: Moved to get away from Obama to make taxfree lemonade
Rain Man: appricot lemonade available.
GoChiefs: Lemonade not for Christians
Dave Lane: Jesus didn't exists, so he doesn't drink lemonade.
Hamas Jenkins: I hate my own Lemonade
[Zach] Meh...strawman Lemonade.
quicksilver: Has anyone seen my Lemonade?
StevieRay: Lemonade was better in the 70's
Reaper is my favorite.
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:34 AM   #63
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:36 AM   #64
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Yeah, but can he do a TD celebration properly?
Forget about that. Can he take a hat and put it on his head?
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:43 AM   #65
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Different signs Chiefsplanet posters would have for Lemonade stands.

Donger: I don't know, why do you think the price of Lemonade is so high?
Reaper16: Well actually this is more of a Lemon Cooler. For actual Lemonade you have to go to Lemon Alabama during august. Even then you have to ASK for it.
Phobia: Edgewood Lemonade for all your thurst quenching needs
Demonpenz: I have lemnonade....haha I don't! Now with Taco Bell cups.
SaulBadguy: Please stop using my power towel to clean up lemonade
Luv: Please someone buy my Lemonade...
Milkman: Whats lemonade. I hate that.
MoHillbilly. You don't understand the culture of lemonade. You're from the city
BigDaddy: Moved to get away from Obama to make taxfree lemonade
Rain Man: appricot lemonade available.
GoChiefs: Lemonade not for Christians
Dave Lane: Jesus didn't exists, so he doesn't drink lemonade.
Hamas Jenkins: I hate my own Lemonade
[Zach] Meh...strawman Lemonade.
quicksilver: Has anyone seen my Lemonade?
StevieRay: Lemonade was better in the 70's
You know you're somebody when Demonpenz uses you for comedy.
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:48 AM   #66
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Old 03-21-2013, 08:00 AM   #67
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Oh yeah airwolf! I forgot about that one....yet another staple in Demonpenz' comedy chest.
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:11 AM   #68
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Unless you're quicksilver, then nobody knows who the **** you are.
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:13 AM   #69
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Unless you're who? Is that a member here?
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:15 AM   #70
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Most of the funny stories involved him hitting on girls, locations in St. Joseph, and ALDI brand junk food items.
If that was one story that took place in 4 hours it'd be a solid IIIA Tucker Max post...
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:21 AM   #71
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Different signs Chiefsplanet posters would have for Lemonade stands.

Donger: I don't know, why do you think the price of Lemonade is so high?
Reaper16: Well actually this is more of a Lemon Cooler. For actual Lemonade you have to go to Lemon Alabama during august. Even then you have to ASK for it.
Phobia: Edgewood Lemonade for all your thurst quenching needs
Demonpenz: I have lemnonade....haha I don't! Now with Taco Bell cups.
SaulBadguy: Please stop using my power towel to clean up lemonade
Luv: Please someone buy my Lemonade...
Milkman: Whats lemonade. I hate that.
MoHillbilly. You don't understand the culture of lemonade. You're from the city
BigDaddy: Moved to get away from Obama to make taxfree lemonade
Rain Man: appricot lemonade available.
GoChiefs: Lemonade not for Christians
Dave Lane: Jesus didn't exists, so he doesn't drink lemonade.
Hamas Jenkins: I hate my own Lemonade
[Zach] Meh...strawman Lemonade.
quicksilver: Has anyone seen my Lemonade?
StevieRay: Lemonade was better in the 70's

Now THAT is quality stuff.
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