Life Did you go to your senior prom? - Page 5

**Rain Man** · 01-13-2011, 01:45 PM

Just wondering. Yes, no, stag, date, whatever. Tell me about your senior prom experience.

I didn't go. I didn't know how to dance, didn't know how to learn how to dance, didn't have a girlfriend, didn't have the money for a tux and corsage, didn't have any social skills, didn't drink, and lived in a small town where an 18 year-old couldn't secretly buy condoms. Other than that, I would've gone.

Poll forthcoming.

**Nzoner** · 01-13-2011, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

I took little Susie to the Junior Prom, and I raped her and killed her, then I took her home.

After 10 long years they let me out of the home, and I dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones.

I'm just an excitable boy. Well, that's what they all said.

for the Zevon reference

**Nzoner** · 01-13-2011, 08:54 PM

I wanted to go but we had an ex-marine dickhead for a vice principal and during morning announcements he always reminded us that he'd be working the entrance door to prom and if he smelled any alcohol or thought you were stoned you would not be allowed entry.

Thankfully my girl said to hell with those rules as well.

Wyatt Earp · 01-13-2011, 08:59 PM

Didn't go. Had to work at the country club pro shop that evening. When I got off work I ended up having to walk past the club restaurant were all my classmates that were attending the Prom were having dinner.

ChiefsCountry · 01-13-2011, 09:09 PM

I wish I knew everything I learned my freshman year of college as a high schooler. Damn I would had alot better time.

**KcMizzou** · 01-13-2011, 09:14 PM

My GF was a year older, and went to a different school... so I went to hers and mine.

Hammock Parties · 01-13-2011, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norman Einstein

My sophomore year I was invited to the prom by a senior girl. She was a cheerleader and had great tits

You are so full of shit, Tom.

siberian khatru · 01-13-2011, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Went to the prom with my girlfriend of two years. I broke up with her at the prom after she told me she didn't want to try to have a long distance relationship when I left for college. Left the prom with another girl who had been chasing me for months. Had sex with the other girl in the back of my parents conversion van. Returned to prom and got in a fight with my ex-girlfriends brother and was escorted out of the prom by the principal. Had an article written about how I was the biggest a$$hole in prom history in the school paper the next week.

On a side note, my exgirlfriend married my best friend five years after we graduated and I was the best man in their wedding.

Psyko Tek · 01-13-2011, 10:38 PM

went stag
gave a speak
got drunk
and got laid by one of the juniors

but my high school only had 70 people

I am pretty sure we weren't related

I hit 4 proms inna row but it was a junior-senior prom

88TG88 · 01-13-2011, 10:53 PM

I went, took some pills I assume were E. Don't really remember anything else.

Stram fan · 01-14-2011, 12:36 AM

Awesome night, going into the entire weekend. My prom night started Friday night and ened Sunday evening, no drugs, but booze, and we actually managed to never drive drunk the whole weekend.

I'm talkin 1973. We had a ton of after prom house parties to go to all weekend. It was a great time, one of the best of my life.

Tux's, limo's, it was a blast.

**grandllama** · 01-14-2011, 12:40 AM

had to choose the 'dumped a lot of blood' option 'cuz my date was rag'n LOL

Frosty · 01-14-2011, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

My grandma probably has the pics at her house somewhere.

This thread would be epic if people posted their prom pictures.

JOhn · 01-14-2011, 12:45 AM

Went Stag & scored with someone else's date

Los Pollos Hermanos · 01-14-2011, 08:36 AM

I went to 3 proms. I was asked to go to prom when I was a freshman but the chick was a bit on the trashy side and my mom wouldn't let me.

**RockChalk** · 01-14-2011, 08:46 AM

Jr year - Went with a friend, had a nice dinner with a group of 6, then the wheels came off because the girl went all psycho telling me things she should've kept to herself. So I left her and went home halfway through

Sr year - Went with a girl I was "dating", big party of 22, rented a F350 Stretch Limo, contemplated doing E or dropping acid (chickened out). Great dinner, nice evening altogether.

Got asked by the same girl (she was younger) my freshman year of college but politely declined. 2 proms was more than enough.

View Poll Results: Tell me about your senior prom. (Three-part question.)
** Part 1. Going to the prom. (Don't click this or I'll cut off your thumbs.) **	7	5.60%
I didn't go to prom.	39	31.20%
I did go to prom and went stag.	6	4.80%
I did go to prom and had a date.	67	53.60%
I don't remember.	1	0.80%
My senior prom hasn't yet happened.	0	0%
** Part 2.. I did NOT go to prom because (check all that apply, but not this box.) **	6	4.80%
I didn't like/know how to dance.	12	9.60%
I wasn't into organized school social events.	15	12.00%
I had another commitment that night.	3	2.40%
I didn't have a date.	12	9.60%
I didn't have the money.	2	1.60%
Other (see below).	5	4.00%
** Part 3. I went to prom and I... (check all that apply, but not this box) **	10	8.00%
...had a good time.	57	45.60%
...had a bad time.	9	7.20%
...was homecoming king/queen.	4	3.20%
...rented a tux/bought a fancy dress specifically for prom.	52	41.60%
...got a limo.	13	10.40%
...got a hotel room afterward.	15	12.00%
...drank alcohol.	32	25.60%
...got drunk.	20	16.00%
...scored with my date for the first time ever.	4	3.20%
...scored with my date, but had been there, done that, got a t-shirt.	24	19.20%
...scored with someone besides my date.	10	8.00%
...picked up a dead hitchhiker in a prom dress who died in the 1950s.	2	1.60%
...ended up marrying my date.	10	8.00%
...dumped a bunch of blood on an unpopular girl	5	4.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 125. You may not vote on this poll

01-13-2011, 01:45 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2758491 VARSITY	Did you go to your senior prom? Just wondering. Yes, no, stag, date, whatever. Tell me about your senior prom experience. I didn't go. I didn't know how to dance, didn't know how to learn how to dance, didn't have a girlfriend, didn't have the money for a tux and corsage, didn't have any social skills, didn't drink, and lived in a small town where an 18 year-old couldn't secretly buy condoms. Other than that, I would've gone. Poll forthcoming.
Posts: 141,873

01-13-2011, 08:54 PM	#62
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	I wanted to go but we had an ex-marine dickhead for a vice principal and during morning announcements he always reminded us that he'd be working the entrance door to prom and if he smelled any alcohol or thought you were stoned you would not be allowed entry. Thankfully my girl said to hell with those rules as well. __________________ *Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.*
Posts: 27,111

01-13-2011, 08:59 PM	#63
Wyatt Earp Starter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dodge City, Kansas Casino cash: $974327	Didn't go. Had to work at the country club pro shop that evening. When I got off work I ended up having to walk past the club restaurant were all my classmates that were attending the Prom were having dinner.
Posts: 355

01-13-2011, 09:09 PM	#64
ChiefsCountry The Insider Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lake of the Ozarks Casino cash: $1758752	I wish I knew everything I learned my freshman year of college as a high schooler. Damn I would had alot better time.
Posts: 49,904

01-13-2011, 09:14 PM	#65
KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	My GF was a year older, and went to a different school... so I went to hers and mine.
Posts: 54,695

01-13-2011, 10:38 PM	#68
Psyko Tek special teams Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mesa AZ Casino cash: $10015665	went stag gave a speak got drunk and got laid by one of the juniors but my high school only had 70 people I am pretty sure we weren't related I hit 4 proms inna row but it was a junior-senior prom __________________ Psyko Tek The keyboard has been drinking,
Posts: 12,018

01-13-2011, 10:53 PM	#69
88TG88 don't tell me about collage Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $10009184	I went, took some pills I assume were E. Don't really remember anything else.
Posts: 6,274

01-14-2011, 12:36 AM	#70
Stram fan Starter Join Date: Dec 2010 Casino cash: $10004900	Awesome night, going into the entire weekend. My prom night started Friday night and ened Sunday evening, no drugs, but booze, and we actually managed to never drive drunk the whole weekend. I'm talkin 1973. We had a ton of after prom house parties to go to all weekend. It was a great time, one of the best of my life. Tux's, limo's, it was a blast.
Posts: 48

01-14-2011, 12:40 AM	#71
grandllama Hi, I'm Llama Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Colts Hell Casino cash: $10004900	had to choose the 'dumped a lot of blood' option 'cuz my date was rag'n LOL __________________ How to I put something here?
Posts: 5,723

01-14-2011, 12:45 AM	#73
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	Went Stag & scored with someone else's date
Posts: 25,529

01-14-2011, 08:36 AM	#74
Los Pollos Hermanos Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Prosper, TX Casino cash: $3395037	I went to 3 proms. I was asked to go to prom when I was a freshman but the chick was a bit on the trashy side and my mom wouldn't let me.
Posts: 1,944

01-14-2011, 08:46 AM	#75
RockChalk Dirty Bit Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lake of the Woods Casino cash: $3470002	Jr year - Went with a friend, had a nice dinner with a group of 6, then the wheels came off because the girl went all psycho telling me things she should've kept to herself. So I left her and went home halfway through Sr year - Went with a girl I was "dating", big party of 22, rented a F350 Stretch Limo, contemplated doing E or dropping acid (chickened out). Great dinner, nice evening altogether. Got asked by the same girl (she was younger) my freshman year of college but politely declined. 2 proms was more than enough.
Posts: 6,769