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Old 12-20-2012, 01:00 AM  
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Hey everybody I wrote a really funny joke about Jon Baldwin

hey so you know how he apparently has an undisclosed illness

well hey he's so bad at catching footballs that's the first thing he's caught all season! haha!






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Old 12-20-2012, 01:51 AM   #61
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UM

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING
Take it easy, dude. Don't do anything irrational like kill your girlfriend then shoot yourself in the face after saying goodbye to your boss
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:51 AM   #62
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I think this is the funniest joke I've ever read.
copyright (C) thig lyfe jokes & goofs int'l, all rights reserved, all laffs are property of thig lyfe LLC and the thig lyfe family of humor brands
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:53 AM   #63
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You should challenge Katt Williams to a comedy competition.


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Old 12-20-2012, 01:53 AM   #64
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copyright (C) thig lyfe jokes & goofs int'l, all rights reserved, all laffs are property of thig lyfe LLC and the thig lyfe family of humor brands
(all jokes stolen without regard to the feelings of the author.)
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:55 AM   #65
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(all jokes stolen without regard to the feelings of the author.)
take it up with my massive team of lawyers which includes my dad, Franklin from Franklin and Bash, and Bash from Franklin and Bash


GOOD LUCK ****O
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:58 AM   #66
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take it up with my massive team of lawyers which includes my dad, Franklin from Franklin and Bash, and Bash from Franklin and Bash


GOOD LUCK ****O
Dude I got Matlock. Who was also a sheriff and justice of the peace. Currently he's ****ing dead

Ever ****ed with a dead lawyer? It won't end well for you.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:58 AM   #67
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Q: What was Jovan Belcher's favorite position to play in football?

A: Special teams gunner
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:59 AM   #68
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Q: What was Jovan Belcher's favorite position to play in football?

A: Special teams gunner
Favorite offensive formations: Shotgun, pistol
Favorite offensive philosophy: Run and shoot
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:00 AM   #69
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Jovan Belcher essentially committed suicide to protect himself from a lifetime of regret, remorse, and jail time.

He met a defensive end
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Quite good. Quite good.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:04 AM   #71
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:09 AM   #72
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hey did u know jovan belcher was a great baseball player too?

yeah, his speciality was the suicide squeeze




also murder
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:11 AM   #73
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Thig Lyfe again.
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hey did u know jovan belcher was a great baseball player too?

yeah, his speciality was the suicide squeeze




also murder


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Old 12-20-2012, 08:40 AM   #75
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Jovan Belcher essentially committed suicide to protect himself from a lifetime of regret, remorse, and jail time.

He met a defensive end
I wonder if he's going to be released for what he did.
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