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05-30-2012, 08:31 AM | #1 |
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I had sex with an ex-girlfriend in Muir Woods in Cali during the middle of the day off a trail behind a tree about 20 years ago. We could hear people walking through the woods on the trails but we didn't get caught. Doggy style with her hands on the large tree to shield us. It was pretty fun.
Another time in my early 20's I had sex in the ocean with a girl while 200 people were around us. It was pretty easy just floating up and down there with the water up to my neck. One other time on the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore with all the lights still on at 3am after the bars closed. It was deserted but anyone who would have wandered by would have seen us in all our glory. It's been a long time since the outdoors....... Try for a place in the woods or behind a building. Have fun and don't forget to share the details!!!
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05-30-2012, 08:41 AM | #2 |
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Might as well get the obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" out of the way
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05-30-2012, 08:42 AM | #4 |
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05-30-2012, 12:54 PM | #5 |
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You've found yourself quite a woman if she's willing to bang in a cemetery!
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The last time the Mrs and I did anything in public would have been on a balcony of a cruise ship this past January, and that wasn't entirely intentional. We only later learned that from a few tables in the dining room on the lido deck one could see onto our balcony. The balcony didn't seem like a viable option for malachi though as I've yet to see a cruise ship in Wichita. |
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05-30-2012, 08:57 AM | #7 |
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Did it on the beach in Cali. Got caught when two people rode by on horses. Kinda wierd.
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05-30-2012, 09:11 AM | #8 |
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Do it in a motel swimming pool
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05-30-2012, 09:12 AM | #9 |
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On the front porch of a promiscuous bisexual woman's house.
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05-30-2012, 09:31 AM | #10 |
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In front of the Knute Rockne Crash Site memorial???
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KU’s national title in 2008, me and the GF drove to Lawrence to celebrate on Mass. After the bars closed and people were heading home, we walked back to our car parked on New Hampshire near 9th. The mood struck and we steamed up the windows in the front seat before we drove back to KC. The best part was the college kids yelling shit and slapping the windows as they walked by.
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05-30-2012, 09:45 AM | #12 |
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Changing room at a mall or something seems like a no-brainer. The doors lock, it's definitely 'in public' and there's a ready-made excuse for having no clothes on and both parties inside.
Done and done.
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05-30-2012, 10:19 AM | #14 |
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imo you probably don't want to start mixing adrenalin and lust.
it can screw shit up very difficult to go back to 'normal' sex
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