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09-07-2013, 02:08 AM | #61 |
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09-07-2013, 02:20 AM | #62 |
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Dumped her for calling me the worst bf she ever had for not spending time with her and choosing to spend it with my friends. This was after she told me her last one didn't mind laying hands on her.
I would do it all again too.
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09-07-2013, 08:13 AM | #63 | |
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"Our kids can't tie their shoes still and other kids can!" Great, why don't you sit your ass down and work on tying their shoes with them instead of complaining about it. "Our yard looks like shit." Great, get your ass out in the year and weed the garden. "Our bills are late." Great, pay them. I get really annoyed with that bullshit. If she'd just say, "Hey dear. Can you work on tying the kids shoes with them?" That would be one thing. But just complaining about it in hopes that I'm going to sweep in and rectify the situation in response to a negative statement annoys the living **** out of me. Then if she's really PMS'ing or stressed and it turns into a laundry list of every point of stress in her life at that particular point, I usually explode, because I can't deal with that kind of stress either and am usually trying to address one thing while she's pointing out 50 others (and not doing anything about them, whereas I'm trying to at least deal with the one thing).
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09-07-2013, 08:21 AM | #64 |
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As a guy who pays and as a guy who's supposed to get paid I can say they all ask too much.
Difference is if you have a pussy they'll enforce it, no matter how astronomical. However, if you're a guy they don't do shit, no mattter how miniscule. Seriously, what I pay is support money. It is large enough to be considered as such and if I'm a minute late dem mofos are calling me. What my ex pays for my son isn't shit and is what I consider principle money. They give her no grief over nonpayment (because she doesn't) |
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09-07-2013, 08:24 AM | #65 |
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09-07-2013, 08:29 AM | #66 |
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I hate taking my wife with me to shows. She's a real good sport about the music I'm into, but she honestly doesn't care for it, which is totally fine. However, it's hard on a Saturday night to be like "honey, I'm going down to [insert name of bar] to see [insert name of metal/hardcore/punk band]" and not invite her, especially if I'm going by myself.
So I take her and her girlfriend to a show the other night and she's sitting at the bar with her friend and I'm down at the stage getting ill, networking with bands and other dudes around the scene and I'm getting the "where are you?" texts. Man, I lost it and we fought the whole way home. Super lame. |
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09-07-2013, 08:35 AM | #67 |
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About "liking" and commenting on my female friends pics on Facebook and Instagram..
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09-07-2013, 08:37 AM | #68 |
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You know, I don't really remember the last time we had a fight. Surely it can't have been that long ago.
I imagine some are coming with the first kid on the way. |
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Lack of sleep, first time parents, waking up in the middle of the night fights about whose turn it is. Ahhhhh, the days I DONT miss. Best of luck Buehler.
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09-07-2013, 08:41 AM | #70 |
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Oh god. So glad that my wife isn't jealous like that. She's got lots of other issues, but that isn't one of them.
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09-07-2013, 08:41 AM | #71 |
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Those are the best. My best friend is a girl. We used to fight about this all the time.
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09-07-2013, 08:44 AM | #73 |
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Ugh, id be okay with that. Ours is usually a more passive aggressive thing.
"um honey, (at this point I know im going to hate the direction of this conversation) so I was looking at your facebook page, who is (insert name)? I noticed your commented/liked her status."
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09-07-2013, 08:45 AM | #74 |
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And when she does ask me questions like that (like if we're out at a bar), I usually say, "Oh. Just some girl who wants my D in her V." And she usually thinks that's pretty funny.
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09-07-2013, 08:55 AM | #75 |
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Get their "blood machine" taken out. Has solved MANY arguments. Her words not mine.
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