Life Aging sucks... - Page 5

2bikemike · 05-14-2013, 10:43 AM

Worst thing for me is that when a really cute young girl of about 25 says something like nice bike or nice truck. I don't think it would be a good idea to ask her to go for a ride. This just happened the other day, and I thought If only I were 20 years younger.

**MahiMike** · 05-14-2013, 10:43 AM

Here's the other issue. Whenever I over-work myself (which is all the time) I need something for the pain. What's better than alcohol? I need something strong for the pain but that just evens out the weight loss I had from all the exercise!

It's a vicious circle. Maybe I can ask some kid for a dime bag...)

**sd4chiefs** · 05-14-2013, 10:45 AM

I just turned 60 last month and I have been able to keep in good shape with no health problems. My greatest fear is getting dementia like my Father did.

suzzer99 · 05-14-2013, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sd4chiefs

I just turned 60 last month and I have been able to keep in good shape with no health problems. My greatest fear is getting dementia like my Father did.

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Originally Posted by sd4chiefs

I just turned 60 last month and I have been able to keep in good shape with no health problems. My greatest fear is getting dementia like my Father did.

A+

**Predarat** · 05-14-2013, 10:56 AM

God fails us, we should be able to live like we are 20 until we are in our 80s then just fall down dead.

**MahiMike** · 05-14-2013, 12:08 PM

I basically cut out anything white; bread, sugar, pasta, dairy. I don't really miss it.

Drink gluten-free protein shakes. Vanilla w/berries or chocolate w/almond butter.

Almond butter is my new chocolate replacement. Cut up an apple and dip it in. Great snack.

The shakes I eat for breakfast every day. I've lost 10 lbs on this. 5 to go.

BlackHelicopters · 05-14-2013, 12:10 PM

Start smoking crack

stevieray · 05-14-2013, 12:57 PM

ya, the last ten years..... in diapers and kidney failure....

puffpuffpuff

R8RFAN · 05-14-2013, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

Uhhhhh.....Raiders fan?

I am sure it's a part of it

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

I got this from the American Heart Association and you can bet I'm showing this to the mrs.

Power to the people

Groves · 05-14-2013, 01:46 PM

Figuring out new situations can bring some discomfort. It sounds like your body is aging normally.

If that's indeed the case, then the problem isnt your body or life. Go visit some people who've been suffering for decades.

Perspective adjusted.

Problem solved.

DeepPurple · 05-14-2013, 02:15 PM

The old phrase 'use it or you'll lose it' hit home with me. I smoked for 35 years and didn't do a lick of exercise. I never got overweight, in fact I had a hard time keeping weight.

It's now six years since I quit, but what happened next after I quit made me really wake up. My doctor sent me for a stress EKG and I needed a stent in my heart. Then I was diagnosed with diabetes II and diabetic neuropathy in my feet. You can throw in severe carpal tunnel in both hands, although that wasn't caused by smoking but did require surgery on my hands.

Since 2009 I walk or ride a bicycle twice a week for 45 minutes. I play golf twice a week, I use to walk the course until I got bunions on my feet from the neuropathy, so now I ride a cart. I work out 2 or 3 times a week in the home, usually for two hours using two 20 pound hand weights, resistance bands and a ten pound medicine ball. Every Saturday morning I play shortstop for my softball team, we play three 14 game seasons a year.

I'm 5'8" and 160 pounds, so for my age I think I'm doing the exercise and eating OK. In fact, I look forward to doing so sort of exercise everyday. Being retired helps, I'm 62, will be 63 in July. I only wish I had started this many years ago. My advice is if you're not doing something now, then start. If you smoke, then quit.

Hootie · 05-14-2013, 02:09 PM

I had a real scare with my knee but I think it's 90% now...been playing football and softball on it and outside of subtle soreness the next day my performance is up to previous standard.

keg in kc · 05-14-2013, 02:22 PM

Wait, this isn't a thread about blow jobs from older women?

Beef Supreme · 05-14-2013, 02:30 PM

I used to carry a condom in my pocket. Now I carry a pack of Rolaids.

**penguinz** · 05-14-2013, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet

I used to carry a condom in my pocket. Now I carry a pack of Rolaids.

You should try and find condom flavored rolaids!

05-14-2013, 10:43 AM	#1
2bikemike Born to Ride Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NWA Casino cash: $1905377	Worst thing for me is that when a really cute young girl of about 25 says something like nice bike or nice truck. I don't think it would be a good idea to ask her to go for a ride. This just happened the other day, and I thought If only I were 20 years younger.
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05-14-2013, 10:43 AM	#2
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05-14-2013, 12:08 PM	#6
MahiMike He's Mahomie! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $10023443	I basically cut out anything white; bread, sugar, pasta, dairy. I don't really miss it. Drink gluten-free protein shakes. Vanilla w/berries or chocolate w/almond butter. Almond butter is my new chocolate replacement. Cut up an apple and dip it in. Great snack. The shakes I eat for breakfast every day. I've lost 10 lbs on this. 5 to go. __________________ 99.9%
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05-14-2013, 01:46 PM	#10
Groves Turning the Corner Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Springfield, Missouri Casino cash: $1878541	Figuring out new situations can bring some discomfort. It sounds like your body is aging normally. If that's indeed the case, then the problem isnt your body or life. Go visit some people who've been suffering for decades. Perspective adjusted. Problem solved.
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05-14-2013, 02:15 PM	#11
DeepPurple I could of gone pro Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Villages, Florida Casino cash: $10005676	The old phrase 'use it or you'll lose it' hit home with me. I smoked for 35 years and didn't do a lick of exercise. I never got overweight, in fact I had a hard time keeping weight. It's now six years since I quit, but what happened next after I quit made me really wake up. My doctor sent me for a stress EKG and I needed a stent in my heart. Then I was diagnosed with diabetes II and diabetic neuropathy in my feet. You can throw in severe carpal tunnel in both hands, although that wasn't caused by smoking but did require surgery on my hands. Since 2009 I walk or ride a bicycle twice a week for 45 minutes. I play golf twice a week, I use to walk the course until I got bunions on my feet from the neuropathy, so now I ride a cart. I work out 2 or 3 times a week in the home, usually for two hours using two 20 pound hand weights, resistance bands and a ten pound medicine ball. Every Saturday morning I play shortstop for my softball team, we play three 14 game seasons a year. I'm 5'8" and 160 pounds, so for my age I think I'm doing the exercise and eating OK. In fact, I look forward to doing so sort of exercise everyday. Being retired helps, I'm 62, will be 63 in July. I only wish I had started this many years ago. My advice is if you're not doing something now, then start. If you smoke, then quit. Last edited by DeepPurple; 05-14-2013 at 09:29 PM..
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05-14-2013, 02:09 PM	#12
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05-14-2013, 02:30 PM	#14
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