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Old 08-03-2010, 04:18 PM  
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:14 PM   #61
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:14 PM   #62
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Some of you guys have never had a chick slip a finger up your ass just before you spray?

Seriously, you don't know what you're missing.
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:16 PM   #63
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That's going to lead down a bad road

"Hey...this one finger thing isn't so bad baby, why don't you try two tonight?


Next day...

"Hey, how about 3 this time... "

Next day

"Damn, three was GREAT, how about you try fisting this time..."
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:17 PM   #64
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That's going to lead down a bad road

"Hey...this one finger thing isn't so bad baby, why don't you try two tonight?


Next day...

"Hey, how about 3 this time... "

Next day

"Damn, three was GREAT, how about you try fisting this time..."
Next day taking a shit and


WHOOOOSH!!
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:21 PM   #65
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That's going to lead down a bad road

"Hey...this one finger thing isn't so bad baby, why don't you try two tonight?


Next day...

"Hey, how about 3 this time... "

Next day

"Damn, three was GREAT, how about you try fisting this time..."
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:26 PM   #66
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Old 08-03-2010, 08:56 PM   #67
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:00 PM   #68
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I don't think some of you get the idea of a prostate massage. It's not to enlarge the anus opening by going as far as fisting. It's to hit the male g-spot, the prostate. I'm unclear on the mechanics but I'm pretty sure more than one or two fingers is overkill.
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:13 PM   #69
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:14 PM   #70
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:18 PM   #71
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I'll throw my hat in the ring, since my comment on page one led down that road.

It's pretty.. damn... intense.

All it takes is one cleverly placed finger pushing on the right spot and, ka-bleezy. I damn near stained the ceiling.

And for it being "gay," well dude, there's a chick sucking you off. And it's her finger. So, no, not gay.
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:19 PM   #72
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Your mind is closed, prude.

Open it, and live.
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I gotta side with Clay here. A little rim-job then spelunking pre-gasam is delightful. You shoot an amazing load. Distance, volume and thickness is increased by 20%.chicks did the long-ball.
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:21 PM   #73
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:23 PM   #74
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:26 PM   #75
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I posted this on a new thread, but after watching the old tapes tonight, watching our defense crush Elway left, right and backwards, ranks right up there with the most intense pleasures of my life.

How ya doin Frazod?!
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