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Old 12-29-2004, 01:39 PM   Topic Starter
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The 40 virgins in heaven thing

Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them?

First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven.

Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick.

Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins?

Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing.

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