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wutamess · 09:41 AM

If your last fight wasn't as entertaining, then please share your most entertaining fight.

Mine would have to be in eighth grade...

My best friend at the time would relay messages back and forth to this guy I was having problems with (basically my best friend was instigating). Anyhow, (I'm an artist) I drew a really artistic middle finger and gave it to my best friend which in turn gave it to the guy.

So after class the guy confronts me about the picture I drew and starts to push me. I immediately start swinging for the face and got a couple of good quick shots in while he was actually trying to choke me. So after (what seemed like an eternity) about 5-6 seconds we actually start exchanging blows and everyone is around in a frenzy.

I quickly found that fighting wears you down faster than Phobia's aunt after a few martini's. By the 15-20 second mark I was tired as hell and basically gave up. By that time the guy seemed to be gaining strength and got a couple of good shots in before the teacher broke it up.

The funny part is, I was so damn happy the fight was over people was asking me why was I smiling when the teacher's broke up the fight on the way to teh principals office.

Anyhow, in my mind, I won round 1 and we split the second round and he won round 3. But considering that the "on-lookers" started gathering in the middle to last round, it was a unanimous decision that I'd lost the fight.

Moral of the story: Don't get caught in the hype of letting "friends" cash a check that your fists can't handle.

~ The good 'ol days.

**Skip Towne** · 03-17-2005, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Just so I don't come off like I think I'm billy bad-ass....I should share a couple of more.

When I was a soph, There was a Sr, who was a special ed kid, but not reeruned, if that makes sense...he was probably 6-2, 200lbs......I was wrestling 119-125 at the time. This kid was riding the bus and picking on the kids, including my brother who was in 1-2nd grade, and my sister, who was in probably 4-5th.

One day practice was canceled, so I left my car(school permit) and decided to ride the bus. When I got on, this guy was in the back seat of the bus with my 5-6th grade sister, giving her a hard time.

I pretty much went "iowanian" on his ass....A tongue lashing that would make a trucker blush. He got up when I told him to and went walked up and sat a seat ahead of me and accross the isle.

I spent the next 5 minutes calling him names, making fun of the way he talked(just sounded like abig dumb animal), a general all-round iowanian first hand smack thrashing.....my brother(just younger) taps and points out that he's smacking his fist in his hand and to watch him.

sure enough....the bus stops at his stop, he stands up, and I do too Just in case....he takes a fake step forward and turns around and throws a wild ass punch at me(a pretty damn hard one..glad I saw it coming).....I ducked it, and he hit the round metal above the window.....He was stretched out, so I hit him twice in the eye pretty good. He dropped his hands, and I thought my point was made. Thinking it was over, like a dumbass, I started to look away.........and he hit me pretty good 2-3 times in the eye and walked off the bus. I was kind of dazed adn didn't follow him off....Should have taken him to the ground and beat his ass.....but I didn't.

My point was made that he wasn't going to fug with my family anymore.......but I ended up with the worst end of that. Should have tried to finish it another day, but never did for some reason.

I liked the one where you were down in the ditch and the foreman was calling you names. It's worth re-telling,

**Iowanian** · 03-17-2005, 07:10 PM

Alright...short version for skip.

I was working a summer construction job putting in buried pipe. It paid pretty well, but the boss was an absolute Prick to me... I spent most of the summer 10' deep in a trench, with no cave-in box because he thought it slowed us down. I put up wiht more shit from him than I ever thought I would just kept saying to myself "$XX/hr....$xx/hr...just ignore him for another month". The part that pissed me off the most, was that he didn't talk to the other guys that way....they were all pretty big and had worked for him for a while.

Finally, a day after working out in the rain all day the day before........which I think he did, thinking I'd quit..........The lazer had been moved by storm water coming through. At 6:30 in the morning, ankle deep in water, trying to set it.....He started in with his bullshit....cussing, blaming me for it being out of whack etc..

I told him It wasn't my mistake, but the storm, and he wouldn't let it go......He stood 10' above me nagging like a bitchy wife.......and then he called me a C@cksucker.

I stopped, stood up, looked up and very calmly said "i'm not a cock sucker, i've never sucked one....I'd appreciate if you didn't call me that again".

He said something fowl, ending with "you little dick lick".

I said something to the effect to not call me that a fargin gain...and he says "**** you, no-body back talks me, you're fired".

I was mad..........as I was climbing out of the trench, probably to pick a fight.......He jumps on me. He's a little over 200lbs around 6', and I'm not exactly that, as established before.

When he jumped on, he hit me from behind in the top of the jaw and cracked one of my back teeth....I am still waste deep in the trench, and hip toss him off of me, jumping out and planting a couple of good digs into his kidney and square up.

He stands up and I say "go write me a check, you owe me $XXXX, write me a check." he lips back and I plant a couple in his chin.

He climbed up in an escavator and shut the cab door. I called him everything I could think of to get him down, and he wouldn't.

Pussy.

The old lady whose yard we were in, saw him jump on me...and called the law. He was arrested for assault for a cherry on top.

The end.

TheNextStep · 03-17-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Konrad Bell?

This is a little freaky but, no, not exactly. Bell was Joe's last name. Konrad's last name was hawaiian. I can still pronounce it but there's not a chance in hell that I can spell it.

Was there a reason you threw that name out there, by any chance?

LocoChiefsFan · 03-17-2005, 08:02 PM

I'm not sure if this can be considered ''entertaining'' or not. It was about 15 years ago, I was 18, and my brother was 16. I can not remember what the fight started over(those years are a big haze). Anyway, he did alot of lipping, and I was about 3/4 phsyco at the time. I remember hitting him with a baseball, a skateboard, then I saw it. Just to the left of me on the top shelf of his closet was a 6'' fillet knife. I grabbed it and threw it at him. Stuck him in the leg. I look back at those years and thank god I out grew that crap. I'm not bragging. I really regret some of the crap I did back then.

keg in kc · 03-17-2005, 08:03 PM

Wow. Just...wow.

Inspector · 03-17-2005, 08:52 PM

I got into a fight and ended up breaking the arm of my foe.

Of course I was only nine years old and my foe was my sister, but I sure showed her. Don't mess with me.

Over the years she beat the crap out of me a few times too, so I guess we're even.

Yep, I'm a mean violent man. Not to be messed with. Just ask my sister.

If anyone needs to have a 10 year old girl beat up, just give me a call. I'll kick her ass.

**Iowanian** · 03-17-2005, 08:59 PM

The Brother of one of my aunts, who I knew pretty well when I was little tells an Iowani-brawl story that always gets a good laugh.

I guess a 4-5yearowanian was telling him about a wild brawl on the playground....Sand Flew, Blood leaked, hair detatched....alot like the cartoon Cat fights.

At some point he says something like "wow, that sounds like a heck of a fight"

and I says "Yeah it was, but She deserved it"

**RNR** · 03-17-2005, 09:02 PM

My last fight was around a year ago, I hope it was my last. Been in many won a lot more than I lost, it took many years to see how silly fighting is outside of the ring.

wutamess · 03-17-2005, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

My last fight was around a year ago.

With a name like that, why doesn't that surprise me?

I bet a lot of them started with, 'Watch this".

wutamess · 03-17-2005, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNextStep

Was there a reason you threw that name out there, by any chance?

Nope... just don't know too many Konrad's so I thought that maybe it was the same person.

**Rain Man** · 02-19-2006, 02:59 PM

Never underestimate the Internet. Nearly a year after I posted Post #39, I got an e-mail today from Bart's girlfriend. His sister found the story somehow and passed it along to him. Bart can vouch for my story, and got a good laugh out of it.

I seriously haven't seen or heard from him or anyone at that school in 30 years. Amazing.

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 03:02 PM

What did I quote?

AH YES I SEE CLEARLY NOW.

**Rain Man** · 02-19-2006, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

What did I quote?

AH YES I SEE CLEARLY NOW.

Sorry. I was searching and I thought your post was the last post in this thread. I don't use the search function very often.

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 03:09 PM

That might be your best post ever. I enjoyed re-reading it.

**Rain Man** · 02-19-2006, 03:21 PM

Aw, shucks. Thanks.

I had wondered if I should change the names when I wrote it, but now I'm glad I didn't.

03-17-2005, 12:15 AM
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $5161637	Spinoff: What was the last fight you had? Details please!!! If your last fight wasn't as entertaining, then please share your most entertaining fight. Mine would have to be in eighth grade... My best friend at the time would relay messages back and forth to this guy I was having problems with (basically my best friend was instigating). Anyhow, (I'm an artist) I drew a really artistic middle finger and gave it to my best friend which in turn gave it to the guy. So after class the guy confronts me about the picture I drew and starts to push me. I immediately start swinging for the face and got a couple of good quick shots in while he was actually trying to choke me. So after (what seemed like an eternity) about 5-6 seconds we actually start exchanging blows and everyone is around in a frenzy. I quickly found that fighting wears you down faster than Phobia's aunt after a few martini's. By the 15-20 second mark I was tired as hell and basically gave up. By that time the guy seemed to be gaining strength and got a couple of good shots in before the teacher broke it up. The funny part is, I was so damn happy the fight was over people was asking me why was I smiling when the teacher's broke up the fight on the way to teh principals office. Anyhow, in my mind, I won round 1 and we split the second round and he won round 3. But considering that the "on-lookers" started gathering in the middle to last round, it was a unanimous decision that I'd lost the fight. Moral of the story: Don't get caught in the hype of letting "friends" cash a check that your fists can't handle. ~ The good 'ol days. Last edited by wutamess; 03-17-2005 at 09:41 AM..
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03-17-2005, 07:10 PM	#62
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4558454	Alright...short version for skip. I was working a summer construction job putting in buried pipe. It paid pretty well, but the boss was an absolute Prick to me... I spent most of the summer 10' deep in a trench, with no cave-in box because he thought it slowed us down. I put up wiht more shit from him than I ever thought I would just kept saying to myself "$XX/hr....$xx/hr...just ignore him for another month". The part that pissed me off the most, was that he didn't talk to the other guys that way....they were all pretty big and had worked for him for a while. Finally, a day after working out in the rain all day the day before........which I think he did, thinking I'd quit..........The lazer had been moved by storm water coming through. At 6:30 in the morning, ankle deep in water, trying to set it.....He started in with his bullshit....cussing, blaming me for it being out of whack etc.. I told him It wasn't my mistake, but the storm, and he wouldn't let it go......He stood 10' above me nagging like a bitchy wife.......and then he called me a C@cksucker. I stopped, stood up, looked up and very calmly said "i'm not a cock sucker, i've never sucked one....I'd appreciate if you didn't call me that again". He said something fowl, ending with "you little dick lick". I said something to the effect to not call me that a fargin gain...and he says "**** you, no-body back talks me, you're fired". I was mad..........as I was climbing out of the trench, probably to pick a fight.......He jumps on me. He's a little over 200lbs around 6', and I'm not exactly that, as established before. When he jumped on, he hit me from behind in the top of the jaw and cracked one of my back teeth....I am still waste deep in the trench, and hip toss him off of me, jumping out and planting a couple of good digs into his kidney and square up. He stands up and I say "go write me a check, you owe me $XXXX, write me a check." he lips back and I plant a couple in his chin. He climbed up in an escavator and shut the cab door. I called him everything I could think of to get him down, and he wouldn't. Pussy. The old lady whose yard we were in, saw him jump on me...and called the law. He was arrested for assault for a cherry on top. The end.
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03-17-2005, 08:02 PM	#64
LocoChiefsFan Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kirksville, Missouri Casino cash: $10005213	I'm not sure if this can be considered ''entertaining'' or not. It was about 15 years ago, I was 18, and my brother was 16. I can not remember what the fight started over(those years are a big haze). Anyway, he did alot of lipping, and I was about 3/4 phsyco at the time. I remember hitting him with a baseball, a skateboard, then I saw it. Just to the left of me on the top shelf of his closet was a 6'' fillet knife. I grabbed it and threw it at him. Stuck him in the leg. I look back at those years and thank god I out grew that crap. I'm not bragging. I really regret some of the crap I did back then.
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03-17-2005, 08:03 PM	#65
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Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9924975	I got into a fight and ended up breaking the arm of my foe. Of course I was only nine years old and my foe was my sister, but I sure showed her. Don't mess with me. Over the years she beat the crap out of me a few times too, so I guess we're even. Yep, I'm a mean violent man. Not to be messed with. Just ask my sister. If anyone needs to have a 10 year old girl beat up, just give me a call. I'll kick her ass.
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03-17-2005, 08:59 PM	#67
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4558454	The Brother of one of my aunts, who I knew pretty well when I was little tells an Iowani-brawl story that always gets a good laugh. I guess a 4-5yearowanian was telling him about a wild brawl on the playground....Sand Flew, Blood leaked, hair detatched....alot like the cartoon Cat fights. At some point he says something like "wow, that sounds like a heck of a fight" and I says "Yeah it was, but She deserved it"
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03-17-2005, 09:02 PM	#68
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