I have a theory about C-section kids...

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

It actually kind of makes sense. Even during birth, they aren't getting any.

LOL, Good point.

[chiefs4me]

I better not put in my 2 cents or he will accuse me of ruining his thread and taking all of his attention.....

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by chiefs4me

I better not put in my 2 cents or he will accuse me of ruining his thread and taking all of his attention.....

Stick your head in this for a few hours, have someone tighten it down....tight....

Then you can make your contribution.

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by chiefs4me

I better not put in my 2 cents or he will accuse me of ruining his thread and taking all of his attention.....

I'm sorry, did you say something? I wasn't paying attention.

[asdf]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Ok, most of the people I've known in life who were born C-section have some stability issues. So here's my theory, let me know what you think:

Actually, it is someone elses theory and I've read about it in a book some time ago - "DMT - The spirit molecule" by Dr. Rick Strassman. Actually, I dont' remember if it was his theory, or someone else's he quoted in his book, but it was backed up in some of the studies covered in the book....interesting stuff.

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by asdf

Actually, it is someone elses theory and I've read about it in a book some time ago - "DMT - The spirit molecule" by Dr. Rick Strassman. Actually, I dont' remember if it was his theory, or someone else's he quoted in his book, but it was backed up in some of the studies covered in the book....interesting stuff.

I'll be damned.

http://www.rickstrassman.com/dmt/index.html

I was drawn to DMT because of its presence in all of our bodies. Perhaps excessive DMT production, coming from the mysterious pineal gland, was involved in naturally occurring "psychedelic" states. These might include birth, death and near-death, psychosis, and mystical experiences. Only later, while the study was well under way, did I also begin considering DMT's role in the "alien abduction" experience.

I first thought of it when I was watching our first kid being born and thinking to myself "it's going to be brain damaged!". I used to torment my wife with it. Who knew I was on to something?

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

I'll be damned.

http://www.rickstrassman.com/dmt/index.html


I first thought of it when I was watching our first kid being born and thinking to myself "it's going to be brain damaged!". I used to torment my wife with it. Who knew I was on to something?

Dude. Obviously taking DMT will "recharge" your glowstick. You should go find some right now and take it.....I would, however, suggest doing so in the privacy of your own home. And make sure you have someone to babysit you for about 45 minutes before you head to the "hall of the mechanical elves"

[cdcox]

Plummer.... definitely a C-section.

[badgirl]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

[edit] Ok, some of you were taking this WAAAAY to seriously (you know who you are). It was a joke. Have we really reached the point where when something this absurd is posted we actually believe it? I mean, come on, who am I, badgranny or chiefs8me? [/edit]

I do not think you should be comparing me to Chiefs8me, nothing personal, our personalities are very different

***by the way, I wasn't C-section, but I didn't get "activated" till I was 17

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by badgirl

***by the way, I wasn't C-section, but I didn't get "activated" till I was 17

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[badgirl]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

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sure it is, but I bet if it was about boobs, you'd be fine with it.

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by badgirl

sure it is, but I bet if it was about boobs, you'd be fine with it.

What's your point?

[badgirl]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

What's your point?

I don't think I actually have one now that you asked.

[Simplex3]

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