I Hate Cops!!!!

[Skip Towne]

Shortly before noon I was driving in downtown Claremore, Ok when the flashing lights come on behind me. The first thing the cop asks is if I knew why he stopped me. I said no. He said defective exhaust system. (My van doesn't smoke at all and isn't at all loud.) In the squad car he runs my tag and finds nothing amiss. He gives me a warning ticket for defective exhaust and never says a word about my exhaust. He says I am free to go but he wants to ask me another question. Do I have any drugs, alcohol, guns, knives or bombs in the van. I say no. He says do I mind if he checks. I say he has no reason to search my van so he calls for a drug dog crew. He says my eyes are bloodshot so I must be doing drugs. Now I not free to go all of a sudden. The drug dog doesn't hit on the van so the dickhead finally lets me go. This is outrageous bullshit. From a bogus defective exhaust warning to searches and drug dogs because he doesn't like the looks of my eyes. Where is this shit going to end?

[|Zach|]

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

That pile of shit doesn't look much like a pile of shit. It looks like the top of a butterscotch or caramel sundae, maybe a pile o' pudding. Come on, man, get your shit straight.

I'm not going to comment on the fact you think a pile of $#it looks like a caramel sundae...

[|Zach|]

[NJ Chief Fan]

Originally Posted by chiefs4me

yea but if you have smoked for years...it no longer works.

been a smoker for years..visine has never worked...may i request bauch n lomb...its a little more pricier then visine but gets the red out
its in a white and green or a white and red box...works great

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Wow. Gettin' my back too.....surely the Armageddon is nye!

That's because you two are one as dumb as the other. Zach is young. What's your excuse Kotter? I'm trying to work you in as the 4th stooge. Haven't found a fit yet. But Kotter, I'm quite sure you are drinking this evening. I can tell because on a topic like this during the day you hem and haw like a little girl. But at night when you are liquored up you get all brave and mouthy. I'll get back to you in the morning big shot!!!!

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

That's because you two are one as dumb as the other. Zach is young. What's your excuse Kotter? I'm trying to work you in as the 4th stooge. Haven't found a fit yet. But Kotter, I'm quite sure you are drinking this evening. I can tell because on a topic like this during the day you hem and haw like a little girl. But at night when you are liquored up you get all brave and mouthy. I'll get back to you in the morning big shot!!!!

And they say weed doesn't make you belligerent.

My understanding of the law is the po-po has the right to search everything in plain sight with reasonable suspicion. Trunks and glove boxes are off limits without a warrant or permission. If they ask to search your vehicle, that includes trunk and glove box - which explains why he may have asked permission. He was wanting in the glove box.

I'm no lawyer. I've been drinking. I misspell things. I'm not very intelligent.

So, you may wish to disregard all the above.

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by Rausch

I'm not going to comment on the fact you think a pile of $#it looks like a caramel sundae...

I think the fact is that you think a caramel sundae looks like a pile of shit. Maybe I have DQ on the brain tonight, but who swirls their shit like that, man. I mean, really.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

And they say weed doesn't make you belligerent.

You are really reaching now. You are saying I am belligerent(your word) because I have smoked weed? You have absolutely no evidence that I ever have let alone recently. But since you are all loose and want to talk, let's discuss you. I think you footballed your way through school. Then you spent an inordiante amount of time as an Army officer for one that didn't intend it for a career. You were Riffed weren't you? (In case you don't know, RIF stands for reduction in force). In other words, you were dumped by the Army because they had smarter people they would rather keep. So you took a teaching job out in East Jesus where they would take anybody due to lack of candidates. Rob, you made me do it, but I dislike you for one whole hell of a lot of reasons. As Frazod so aptly put it "I didn't like you when I met you in person, and I don't like you on the board." Enough said.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

Maybe I have DQ on the brain tonight, but who swirls their shit like that, man. I mean, really.

No comment...

[Darkwolfe]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Shortly before noon I was driving in downtown Claremore, Ok when the flashing lights come on behind me. The first thing the cop asks is if I knew why he stopped me. I said no. He said defective exhaust system. (My van doesn't smoke at all and isn't at all loud.) In the squad car he runs my tag and finds nothing amiss. He gives me a warning ticket for defective exhaust and never says a word about my exhaust. He says I am free to go but he wants to ask me another question. Do I have any drugs, alcohol, guns, knives or bombs in the van. I say no. He says do I mind if he checks. I say he has no reason to search my van so he calls for a drug dog crew. He says my eyes are bloodshot so I must be doing drugs. Now I not free to go all of a sudden. The drug dog doesn't hit on the van so the dickhead finally lets me go. This is outrageous bullshit. From a bogus defective exhaust warning to searches and drug dogs because he doesn't like the looks of my eyes. Where is this shit going to end?

You can file a complaint on the guy for harassment at this point. He's clearly out of line.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

You are really reaching now. You are saying I am belligerent(your word) because I have smoked weed? You have absolutely no evidence that I ever have let alone recently. But since you are all loose and want to talk, let's discuss you. I think you footballed your way through school. Then you spent an inordiante amount of time as an Army officer for one that didn't intend it for a career. You were Riffed weren't you? (In case you don't know, RIF stands for reduction in force). In other words, you were dumped by the Army because they had smarter people they would rather keep. So you took a teaching job out in East Jesus where they would take anybody due to lack of candidates. Rob, you made me do it, but I dislike you for one whole hell of a lot of reasons. As Frazod so aptly put it "I didn't like you when I met you in person, and I don't like you on the board." Enough said.

You've admitted smoking; are you a liar then?

I quit FB my JR year....to make money for our family. Four years in the Army is "inordinate?" I OWED them exactly four years because of the scholarship they gave me for my academic performance and "leadership" (6 yrs was as a weekend warrior) RIF'ed? No.

You are wrong on all counts. I'm dead serious. Who's reaching now...

You wanna try again...? Or better yet, tell me what you want to know and I'll give you the straight dope....guaranteed--warts and all.

[Hammock Parties]

I shit my pants once when a cop asked me what a ladies handbag was doing in the back of my car.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

So the dog didn't hit?

You must've had your shit hidden real good, mang.

You know, you're the first one that caught on to that. You're very perceptive. Let's say those sniffing dogs noses aren't all they are cracked up to be.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh and I'm going to have to ask some of you to leave. There's not enough room in Skip's ass for all of us.