I need a name for a new sex position.

[Direckshun]

I don't think it's new to the universe, and I haven't consulted the Karma Sutra on this matter. But the girlfriend and I ended up in a fairly unique position by our standards and I haven't been able to locate it on any sex position websites, which will now start spamming my inbox and will probably give my computer a virus.

The closest I came to a position was what this website called the "lawn chair," but there are differences.

How Do You Get Into This Position?

Missionary. Very basic. Then you sit up, mostly on your own heels, and bring her up towards you. She does not sit all the way up, instead she holds herself up by putting both of her arms on the mattress (or surface of choice) behind her.

At this juncture, you should be sitting back on your own heels, she's facing you, her legs should be on either side of you, her hips should be against your hips, and she should be leaning back, holding herself up off the mattress with her own arms.

But How Does It Work?

At this point you'll lean on top of her. About half your body weight is being supported by her (helps if she's strong), and half is supported by putting your hands down on the mattress on either side of her.

At this point you can start gyrating and pumping your hips and it gives you an upward trajectory against her body, and at least in my situation, it feels great for me and it slams into her G-spot.

What I Need You To Do

I'm going to start a wildfire and ask for your help. I don't know what to call this name, and I'm looking for the typical sex name: short, sweet, and hilarious.

Do your best to visualize whatever the hell I just described and help me out.

[Chiefs=Champions]

I may be visualizing this entirely wrong, but couldn’t u just do it with pillows or a wall, or even both. May save some pain...?

[JuicesFlowing]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

You asked for it, Clarence.

Keep in mind: she's mine.

Isn't that Robert Smith of The Cure?