Gonzo pissed that he didn't get record

[Mr. Laz]

against the donks, at home and in front of all his family he had at the game.

said they were gonna stop the game and do a ceremony and everything.


just saw him on the news

[FAX]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

What about Herm's chicken?

Unusual pet.

Herm's chicken is a strange, little bantam mother that hides under the chicken house all day long saying "okay, okay, okay" over and over and getting his ass kicked by all the other chickens.

FAX

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts

Not to be condescending Mr. Fax, but with under 2 minutes to play on your opponents 30? I don't think anyone would, honestly.

Never happened. Never will.

EDIT: Okay, all smartassism aside, I can see Herm's point on this deal. The main thing was protecting the lead. I understand that. But I think that, in this case, you have to make an exception. Gonzo is money. A short curl or crossing pattern is pretty darn safe with him. If we're talking about situations here, you have to remember that Gonzo is extremely dependable and experienced. As I mentioned, if he can't make the catch, he's going to make darn sure no one else will either. In fact, he's exactly the guy you look for when you need the 5 yards in a crucial situation. Plus, keep in mind we were playing against a really, really bad D. A short pass to Gonzo in that circumstance is probably just as safe as running the ball considering that LJ had already fumbled once.

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by FAX

Herm's chicken is a strange, little bantam mother that hides under the chicken house all day long saying "okay, okay, okay" over and over and getting his ass kicked by all the other chickens.

FAX

But not the rats.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by FAX

Herm's chicken is a strange, little bantam mother that hides under the chicken house all day long saying "okay, okay, okay" over and over and getting his ass kicked by all the other chickens.

FAX

I'm reminded of my favorite pick-up line: You like chicken? (yes) Well, then how 'bout macOOOck.

It warms the nether-regions of many a tan and busty woman...

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Claythan

You're still overreacting. He was purely talking about that specific game situation.

In fact, if you remember, we were up 16-13 and driving and we threw about four passes in a row. Touchdown. So give Herm some credit.

Goddamnit, I know he was talking about this specific game, but the fact that Squirmin Herman would ever even say that is assenine. Completely off base. How many good teams try to mismatch people on a pass.

I mean ****ing christ. You've got the best TE to ever play the game still playing at a VERY high level, send him to a Fade right, you've got a 6'2 220 allsortsa physical crazy athlete in Bowe, send him across the middle, you've got 2 speed guys in Darling and Franklin that can go to the left corner, and you've got a decent pass catching FB for the flat. You've got a good pass catcher in Charles who has some moves or can try to get outside. I don't know what the **** more you want for weapons.

Moreover, we absolutely do NOT have the horses to run whenever we want, so that leads people to stacking the shit out of the box with the short field and us kicking (and sometimes missing 26 yard..)fieldgoals.

If you are truely going to play to win the game you try to create talent mismatches, scheme mismatches, and try to SCORE. Yeah you have to be cognizant of plays that may end in INTs, but come on that play to win the game schtick is bull****ingshit if you ask me.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by FAX

Never happened. Never will.

EDIT: Okay, all smartassism aside, I can see Herm's point on this deal. The main thing was protecting the lead. I understand that. But I think that, in this case, you have to make an exception. Gonzo is money. A short curl or crossing pattern is pretty darn safe with him. If we're talking about situations here, you have to remember that Gonzo is extremely dependable and experienced. As I mentioned, if he can't make the catch, he's going to make darn sure no one else will either. In fact, he's exactly the guy you look for when you need the 5 yards in a crucial situation. Plus, keep in mind we were playing against a really, really bad D. A short pass to Gonzo in that circumstance is probably just as safe as running the ball considering that LJ had already fumbled once.

FAX

Or even a wr screen with gonzo lined up wide

[Sure-Oz]

Understandable, we could've gotten him 3 more yards somehow....lets just bench him this week so he can get it at home, not like we'l win in Carolina!11111111

[Sure-Oz]

We could've thrown a quick swing pass or something....Gonzo>Herm

Was it that hard to make sure he got the ball 1 more damn time?

[PastorMikH]

I may be the only person on here that feels this way, and I'll probably get blasted for it but here goes.



Hey Tony, break a tackle for your extra 3 yards.



It would have been nice to get Tony the record at home playing the , but I'm happy with a W. Now, I thought Huard did a decent job out there, but going into the game sunday, he had averaged an interception for every 8 throws and I'd rather get a W than see Huard throw an INT trying to get TG 3 yards.

[El Pendejo]

The Rat would have made sure an all time great like Tony G got his record in front of his home crowd. Especially when his team is running a gawd damned clinic. Tony is right to feel slighted...maybe I'm missing something as a Donks fan...but he's always seemed to carry himself well and flat out produce. Give the ****er his three yards...in front of the people who will most appreciate it. It does mean something.

[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

I may be the only person on here that feels this way, and I'll probably get blasted for it but here goes.



Hey Tony, break a tackle for your extra 3 yards.



It would have been nice to get Tony the record at home playing the , but I'm happy with a W. Now, I thought Huard did a decent job out there, but going into the game sunday, he had averaged an interception for every 8 throws and I'd rather get a W than see Huard throw an INT trying to get TG 3 yards.

Would be nice if Gonzo didn't have to post up and get drilled everytime as soon as he caught the ball from our QB's. I can't remember the last time we hit Gonzo on the run. Even that TD was a basic throw up and hope he catches it

[TrickyNicky]

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Would be nice if Gonzo didn't have to post up and get drilled everytime as soon as he caught the ball from our QB's. I can't remember the last time we hit Gonzo on the run. Even that TD was a basic throw up and hope he catches it

Even a shitty Broncos D was in our backfield all day. Running well helped, but we still don't have the kind of time for Gonzo to run deeper routes down the middle.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Would be nice if Gonzo didn't have to post up and get drilled everytime as soon as he caught the ball from our QB's. I can't remember the last time we hit Gonzo on the run. Even that TD was a basic throw up and hope he catches it

Agreed. Tony G puts up bad friggin ass stats in the worst possible situation.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by TrickyNicky

Even a shitty Broncos D was in our backfield all day. Running well helped, but we still don't have the kind of time for Gonzo to run deeper routes down the middle.

I think he is referring to the quality of pass. On any route.

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

Goddamnit, I know he was talking about this specific game, but the fact that Squirmin Herman would ever even say that is assenine. Completely off base. How many good teams try to mismatch people on a pass.

I mean ****ing christ. You've got the best TE to ever play the game still playing at a VERY high level, send him to a Fade right, you've got a 6'2 220 allsortsa physical crazy athlete in Bowe, send him across the middle, you've got 2 speed guys in Darling and Franklin that can go to the left corner, and you've got a decent pass catching FB for the flat. You've got a good pass catcher in Charles who has some moves or can try to get outside. I don't know what the **** more you want for weapons.

Moreover, we absolutely do NOT have the horses to run whenever we want, so that leads people to stacking the shit out of the box with the short field and us kicking (and sometimes missing 26 yard..)fieldgoals.

If you are truely going to play to win the game you try to create talent mismatches, scheme mismatches, and try to SCORE. Yeah you have to be cognizant of plays that may end in INTs, but come on that play to win the game schtick is bull****ingshit if you ask me.

JESUS little B, your on a roll tonight! REP~