Life What do you like about being a man? - Page 5

Jilly · 06-15-2009, 12:35 PM

Doing a celebration of Men service on Sunday...... I'm obviously not a man.... what makes men, men? What should we be celebrating?

What's one thing you like, besides YOUR PENIS, about being a man?

Just Passin' By · 06-15-2009, 01:21 PM

Not having absurd hormonal swings and issues for 50 years of your life. For men, it's a more even keel.

RaiderH8r · 06-15-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Swap her out for Pamela Anderson and I'm game.

Dude, their vaginas look the same and with Betty White you won't get hepatitis.

For clarity both vaginas look like a used catcher's mit. You're gonna need to spit on it first.

RaiderH8r · 06-15-2009, 01:22 PM

Being able to drive is nice.

shitgoose · 06-15-2009, 01:25 PM

We don't have to shave near as much as women

Not having to have a bunch of shit in my house. When i was single I had a recliner, a couch, a ping pong table, a shitload of plastic silverware and paper towels/plates, fridge, tv, stereo, bong, grill/smoker, comb, tootbrush, toothpaste, TP, shampoo, body wash, face wash, and 3 towels. Thats about it. Now I have so much crap I come across things that have been in my house for months and ask my wife if they are brand new.

CoMoChief · 06-15-2009, 01:26 PM

- Not having to give birth
- Not having a vagina and all the bullshit that comes with it
- having a penis and being able to use it well and effectively
- Peeing standing up - along with just being able to do the wiggle shake and tuck away after every piss instead of wasting TP.
- Having better motor skills
- Being able to drive without injuring others or putting others at risk, this also goes the same for any other kind of vehicle or any kind of machinery.
- The microwave and dinners that can be cooked in them.
- Being stronger than the opposite sex.....unless your name is Chyna or Nicole Bass
- having your vote actually count in an election
- Being able to drink large mass quantities of Beer
- Being able to seperate emotion from real life decisions
- Nintendo and any gaming system after that
- Farting, burping, spitting, cussing
- Being able to sometimes wear the same outfit on consecutive days
- BBQ
- We ****.......women like to make love
- No drama and gossip
- Being able to wear whatever and not give a shit
- Dogs......cats are for women and queers
- Only need a few things in a bathroom for men, shaving gel and razor, toothpaste and brush, soap, shampoo, bodywash (maybe) and washcloth or something else to wipe yourself down with, we could go on for months on shit women need in a bathroom.
- Just like the previous post, just not having to have so much shit in your house period.

Jilly · 06-15-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

- Not having to give birth
- Not having a vagina and all the bullshit that comes with it
- having a penis and being able to use it well and effectively
- Peeing standing up - along with just being able to do the wiggle shake and tuck away after every piss instead of wasting TP.
- Having better motor skills
- Being stronger than the opposite sex.....unless your name is Chyna or Nicole Bass
- having your vote actually count in an election
- Being able to drink large mass quantities of Beer
- Being able to seperate emotion from real life decisions
- Nintendo and any gaming system after that
- Farting, burping, spitting, cussing
- Being able to sometimes wear the same outfit on consecutive days
- BBQ
- We ****.......women like to make love
- No drama and gossip
- Being able to wear whatever and not give a shit
- Dogs......cats are for women and queers
- Only need a few things in a bathroom for men, shaving gel and razor, toothpaste and brush, soap, shampoo, bodywash (maybe) and washcloth or something else to wipe yourself down with, we could go on for months on shit women need in a bathroom.
- Just like the previous post, just not having to have so much shit in your house period.

I must be a man.

**ChiTown** · 06-15-2009, 01:30 PM

The ability to make decisions without being emotional.

FAX · 06-15-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I'm curious if there are men here who ever get frustrated with the whole, I'm a man and I grunt and am powerful stereotypical type stuff? Are there men on here who feel that being a man encompasses more than just things attached to your penis?

What'd it feel like when you held your child for the first time?
What was the first time you really felt like you were a man instead of a boy?
What's your biggest fear as a father or as a person in general?

I KNOW......I KNOW...but now you all have me so curious!

Hmmm. Okay.

Being a man ... a real man, that is, Ms. Jilly, is fraught with internal conflict.

You are expected to be strong when you feel weak.
You are expected to be courageous when you feel fear.
You are expected to succeed when you feel like a failure.
You are expected to provide when you have nothing and even fewer opportunities.

Peeps are like onions. The "boy" resides in the "man". Our lives are a series of decisions as to which one makes the next move. Most men I know live in some state of fear, but they will not admit it - nor should they. Admitting it doesn't contribute to a solution and men are expected to solve things.

Being a man ... a real man ... is sacrifice.

FAX

**DeezNutz** · 06-15-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

I'm curious if there are men here who ever get frustrated with the whole, I'm a man and I grunt and am powerful stereotypical type stuff? Are there men on here who feel that being a man encompasses more than just things attached to your penis?

What'd it feel like when you held your child for the first time?
What was the first time you really felt like you were a man instead of a boy?
What's your biggest fear as a father or as a person in general?

I KNOW......I KNOW...but now you all have me so curious!

Huh?

Hmm mmm.

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**Bowser** · 06-15-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

I'm curious if there are men here who ever get frustrated with the whole, I'm a man and I grunt and am powerful stereotypical type stuff? Are there men on here who feel that being a man encompasses more than just things attached to your penis?

What'd it feel like when you held your child for the first time?
What was the first time you really felt like you were a man instead of a boy?
What's your biggest fear as a father or as a person in general?

I KNOW......I KNOW...but now you all have me so curious!

The sensitive man, feelgood shit died in 1998, irrc. But just to humor -

1) Words can't explain.
2) A toss up between the first time I made a girl cum really, really hard and when my parents came and visited me in basic training
3) As a father - seeing my daughter harmed in any way. As a person, probably dying alone. That, or spiders. I ****ing hate spiders.

MOhillbilly · 06-15-2009, 01:31 PM

being able to see a rodent and not have a breakdown is also choice.

seclark · 06-15-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

What'd it feel like when you held your child for the first time?
What was the first time you really felt like you were a man instead of a boy?
What's your biggest fear as a father or as a person in general?

1. pretty crazy, because i'd just found out she had 2 instead of 1.
2. the day my family moved out of town and left me on my own at 16 years old.
3. losing a child, grandchild or my wife.

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Otter · 06-15-2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

Dude, their vaginas look the same and with Betty White you won't get hepatitis.

I would like to introduce a by-law to the Chiefsplanet rules which state "Betty White" and "Vagina" are no longer allowed to be used in the same sentence.

**Bowser** · 06-15-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

being able to see a rodent and not have a breakdown is also choice.

Oh, **** yes. And not doing that panicked hopping dance when you see a bug.

Katipan · 06-15-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

The sensitive man, feelgood shit died in 1998, irrc. But just to humor -

1) Words can't explain.
2) A toss up between the first time I made a girl cum really, really hard and when my parents came and visited me in basic training
3) As a father - seeing my daughter harmed in any way. As a person, probably dying alone. That, or spiders. I ****ing hate spiders.

Bad. Ass.

06-15-2009, 12:35 PM
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06-15-2009, 01:22 PM	#63
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06-15-2009, 01:25 PM	#64
shitgoose Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $4142833	We don't have to shave near as much as women Not having to have a bunch of shit in my house. When i was single I had a recliner, a couch, a ping pong table, a shitload of plastic silverware and paper towels/plates, fridge, tv, stereo, bong, grill/smoker, comb, tootbrush, toothpaste, TP, shampoo, body wash, face wash, and 3 towels. Thats about it. Now I have so much crap I come across things that have been in my house for months and ask my wife if they are brand new. __________________
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06-15-2009, 01:26 PM	#65
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8012254	- Not having to give birth - Not having a vagina and all the bullshit that comes with it - having a penis and being able to use it well and effectively - Peeing standing up - along with just being able to do the wiggle shake and tuck away after every piss instead of wasting TP. - Having better motor skills - Being able to drive without injuring others or putting others at risk, this also goes the same for any other kind of vehicle or any kind of machinery. - The microwave and dinners that can be cooked in them. - Being stronger than the opposite sex.....unless your name is Chyna or Nicole Bass - having your vote actually count in an election - Being able to drink large mass quantities of Beer - Being able to seperate emotion from real life decisions - Nintendo and any gaming system after that - Farting, burping, spitting, cussing - Being able to sometimes wear the same outfit on consecutive days - BBQ - We ****.......women like to make love - No drama and gossip - Being able to wear whatever and not give a shit - Dogs......cats are for women and queers - Only need a few things in a bathroom for men, shaving gel and razor, toothpaste and brush, soap, shampoo, bodywash (maybe) and washcloth or something else to wipe yourself down with, we could go on for months on shit women need in a bathroom. - Just like the previous post, just not having to have so much shit in your house period.
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