Does anyone believe in the mayan calender?

[crispystl]

The doomsday 2012 movie got me thinking. The Mayan's calender ends 12/21/12 Those guys knew some crazy things. Does anyone take any stock in this?

[kkell]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

With our luck, the Chiefs will be 14-0 with a 4,000 yard passer and a 2,000 yard rusher. The defense will be ranked # 1 in the league and the the ****ing world will end.
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at least the royals will have just won the 2012 world series a few months ago

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

With our luck, the Chiefs will be 14-0 with a 4,000 yard passer and a 2,000 yard rusher. The defense will be ranked # 1 in the league and the the ****ing world will end.
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Reminds me of a joke.

A guy from Missouri dies and goes to Hell. Satan immediately begins screwing with him. First he puts him a closed room and turns the humidity up to ridiculous levels. Satan goes in and asks him,"So...how's it going?" The guy replies,"Pretty good. Feels like home"

Miffed, Satan cranks up the miserable heat along with the humidity. He goes to check on the guy again. "Feels like Summer back home", he says.

Now Satan cranks down the heat and begins an unbearable freezing of the room. He goes to check on the guy. "Feels like Winter back home" he says.

Pissed, Satan makes the room as cold as he possibly can. Even the hallway outside looks like a frozen wasteland. To his delight he hears loud screaming coming from the room and rushes in. He sees the guy jumping and hollering with a look of wild joy on his face. Finally cracking, Satan screams,"What are you so happy about?" to which the guy replies,"The Chiefs won the Superbowl! The Chiefs won the Superbowl!"

[tomahawk kid]

Pretty sure that's the next coming of Gozer the Destroyer.......

[DJay23]

Originally Posted by listopencil

Reminds me of a joke.

A guy from Missouri dies and goes to Hell. Satan immediately begins screwing with him. First he puts him a closed room and turns the humidity up to ridiculous levels. Satan goes in and asks him,"So...how's it going?" The guy replies,"Pretty good. Feels like home"

Miffed, Satan cranks up the miserable heat along with the humidity. He goes to check on the guy again. "Feels like Summer back home", he says.

Now Satan cranks down the heat and begins an unbearable freezing of the room. He goes to check on the guy. "Feels like Winter back home" he says.

Pissed, Satan makes the room as cold as he possibly can. Even the hallway outside looks like a frozen wasteland. To his delight he hears loud screaming coming from the room and rushes in. He sees the guy jumping and hollering with a look of wild joy on his face. Finally cracking, Satan screams,"What are you so happy about?" to which the guy replies,"The Chiefs won the Superbowl! The Chiefs won the Superbowl!"

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by listopencil

Reminds me of a joke.

A guy from Missouri dies and goes to Hell. Satan immediately begins screwing with him. First he puts him a closed room and turns the humidity up to ridiculous levels. Satan goes in and asks him,"So...how's it going?" The guy replies,"Pretty good. Feels like home"

Miffed, Satan cranks up the miserable heat along with the humidity. He goes to check on the guy again. "Feels like Summer back home", he says.

Now Satan cranks down the heat and begins an unbearable freezing of the room. He goes to check on the guy. "Feels like Winter back home" he says.

Pissed, Satan makes the room as cold as he possibly can. Even the hallway outside looks like a frozen wasteland. To his delight he hears loud screaming coming from the room and rushes in. He sees the guy jumping and hollering with a look of wild joy on his face. Finally cracking, Satan screams,"What are you so happy about?" to which the guy replies,"The Chiefs won the Superbowl! The Chiefs won the Superbowl!"

****er.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

reminds me of the opening to Thundar the Barbarian.
' In the year 1994....'

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end...

[JuicesFlowing]

I visited the ancient Mayan ruins of Chichen Itza last March in the Yucatan. The tour guide set some myths straight. The Mayans don't believe "the world is going to end" ... they do however, believe in new cycles. 2012 is going to be a new cycle ... that can be interpreted in many ways.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by crispystl420

The doomsday 2012 movie got me thinking. The Mayan's calender ends 12/21/12 Those guys knew some crazy things. Does anyone take any stock in this?

I believe it......Obama will lead us into a Nuclear WW3.

We will have to, to take care of all the debt we are going to have.

It's happened before......look what WW2 did for the US economy after the depression.

[FAX]

It wasn't just the Maya who figured this out. The Hopi peeps also had/have a belief that the year 2012 was a turning point in the Earth's life cycle. Of course, some anthropologists theorize (based, in part, on this similar prophecy) that the Hopi are descendants of the Maya and/or other ancient South American peeps. Based on DNA testing, however, this remains somewhat unclear.

However, there is an interesting additional commonality between the two cultures and it has to do with Kachina dolls. I'm sure many of you have seen these. These dolls aren't merely craft or toys and they aren't part of a bizarre, evil voodoo ritual or kitsch to be sold in desert 7/11s. They are, in fact, representations of alien beings. The Hopi believe that alien beings once visited Earth and taught the Hopi peeps things like agriculture, irrigation, astronomy and some really good cuss words. Then the alien beings left, promising to return at some future date. The Kachina dolls are made to remind the Hopi children what the aliens looked like so future Hopi generations will recognize the aliens when they return. Some Hopi ritual dances in which Hopi dudes wear Kachina masks are, in fact, also recreations of the arrival and departure of these aliens.

FAX

[seclark]

aliens got some big f@ckin ears.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

2012 the year our alien overlords come to pick up their science experiment.

Sweet....that means that after 2012....we won't have to deal with Tom Cruise anymore.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I believe it......Obama will lead us into a Nuclear WW3.

We will have to, to take care of all the debt we are going to have.

If there's a WWIII there won't be any economy.

For that matter there won't be a lot of things, like buildings or skin...

[Chaunceythe3rd]

Where is David Koresh when we need his wisdom and guidance?

[Ebolapox]

Originally Posted by listopencil

Reminds me of a joke.

A guy from Missouri dies and goes to Hell. Satan immediately begins screwing with him. First he puts him a closed room and turns the humidity up to ridiculous levels. Satan goes in and asks him,"So...how's it going?" The guy replies,"Pretty good. Feels like home"

Miffed, Satan cranks up the miserable heat along with the humidity. He goes to check on the guy again. "Feels like Summer back home", he says.

Now Satan cranks down the heat and begins an unbearable freezing of the room. He goes to check on the guy. "Feels like Winter back home" he says.

Pissed, Satan makes the room as cold as he possibly can. Even the hallway outside looks like a frozen wasteland. To his delight he hears loud screaming coming from the room and rushes in. He sees the guy jumping and hollering with a look of wild joy on his face. Finally cracking, Satan screams,"What are you so happy about?" to which the guy replies,"The Chiefs won the Superbowl! The Chiefs won the Superbowl!"

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by FAX

It wasn't just the Maya who figured this out. The Hopi peeps also had/have a belief that the year 2012 was a turning point in the Earth's life cycle. Of course, some anthropologists theorize (based, in part, on this similar prophecy) that the Hopi are descendants of the Maya and/or other ancient South American peeps. Based on DNA testing, however, this remains somewhat unclear.

However, there is an interesting additional commonality between the two cultures and it has to do with Kachina dolls. I'm sure many of you have seen these. These dolls aren't merely craft or toys and they aren't part of a bizarre, evil voodoo ritual or kitsch to be sold in desert 7/11s. They are, in fact, representations of alien beings. The Hopi believe that alien beings once visited Earth and taught the Hopi peeps things like agriculture, irrigation, astronomy and some really good cuss words. Then the alien beings left, promising to return at some future date. The Kachina dolls are made to remind the Hopi children what the aliens looked like so future Hopi generations will recognize the aliens when they return. Some Hopi ritual dances in which Hopi dudes wear Kachina masks are, in fact, also recreations of the arrival and departure of these aliens.

FAX

This is why earthlings haven't been allowed to explore outside of the moon and have been confined to orbiting the Earth in either our joint-effort space station or in space shuttles for the past several decades.

The extraterrestrial beings that visited the Mayan and Hopi people want it this way. They want to make sure we're ready to be part of the galactic community.

In 2012, we'll come face to face with those aliens.

It will be a defining point in human evolution.