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Old 05-27-2010, 12:34 AM  
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Worst Metal Ballads
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Headed for a Heartbreak - Winger
Love of a Lifetime - Firehouse
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:21 PM   #61
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Worst Power Ballads:

Carrie by Europe

Honestly by Stryper

I still dig on some hair metal, but there were some truly atrocious power ballads in the 80's...


Is Queensryche metal? Then Silent Lucidity should be worst metal ballad.
Un-Holy **** that was AWFUL.
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:22 PM   #62
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:25 PM   #63
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And then there was that one piece of shite song with the singer who had absolutely no balls by the end of the song:

"I'll nevvvvahhhh let.....you go.....,
you're alwayyyyyys on my mind.....

And the ear-screeching end:

"And I'll nevahhh...LEEEEETTTTT YOU.....
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
(20 octaves higher)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!!!!



****ing douchegaggle.
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:26 PM   #64
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Warrant- Heaven isn't too far away.

I don't need to be the king of the world.
As long as I'm a hero to this little girl!



I hope his daughter is now blowing guys for meth!
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:27 PM   #65
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And then there was that one piece of shite song with the singer who had absolutely no balls by the end of the song:

"I'll nevvvvahhhh let.....you go.....,
you're alwayyyyyys on my mind.....

And the ear-screeching end:

"And I'll nevahhh...LEEEEETTTTT YOU.....
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
(20 octaves higher)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!!!!



****ing douchegaggle.
Wasn't that Steelheart?

Mike Matejic's an incredible singer. He did most of the vocal tracks for the movie "Rock Star" with Walhberg and he's now out touring with Robby Kreiger and Ray Manzarek.
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:31 PM   #66
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Wasn't that Steelheart?
Mmm...I think it was actually "Douchegaggle".

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Mike Matejic's an incredible singer. He did most of the vocal tracks for the movie "Rock Star" with Walhberg and he's now out touring with Robby Kreiger and Ray Manzarek.
Well, as long as he doesn't drop the cases as he loads them on the truck at the end of the night, yes...
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:32 PM   #67
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If we want to get really technical about it, a ballad doesn't have to be soft despite that common perception. A ballad is just a narrative song. A song with a story. People think it means a soft love song but they are incorrect.
Wait, so Rime of the Ancient Mariner is a ballad?

Aces High?

Powerslave?

Almost every Maiden song?
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:38 PM   #68
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Wait, so Rime of the Ancient Mariner is a ballad?

Aces High?

Powerslave?

Almost every Maiden song?


They're touring this summer. I'm going.
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:42 PM   #69
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Mmm...I think it was actually "Douchegaggle".


Well, as long as he doesn't drop the cases as he loads them on the truck at the end of the night, yes...
When he's not sing falsetto, he's a great singer. He's a fun guy to party with as well.
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You could probably get backstage with a box of Metamucil and a few Viagara samples.......(I keed, I keed; Maiden still rocks)
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You could probably get backstage with a box of Metamucil and a few Viagara samples.......(I keed, I keed; Maiden still rocks)


I bet they're still loud as ****.
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Un-Holy **** that was AWFUL.
Yeah he's going straight to hell for that one!!!! Pray to Tebow now infidel
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Wasn't that Steelheart?

Mike Matejic's an incredible singer. He did most of the vocal tracks for the movie "Rock Star" with Walhberg and he's now out touring with Robby Kreiger and Ray Manzarek.
Yea...i always kind of liked that song. Great vocals. That came right at the end of the hair band era too....91 or so?
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Wait, so Rime of the Ancient Mariner is a ballad?

Aces High?

Powerslave?

Almost every Maiden song?
If we're going by the technical definition of ballad and not the popular understanding of it then yes.
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Yea...i always kind of liked that song. Great vocals. That came right at the end of the hair band era too....91 or so?
Yeah, but the second record was much better than the first because it was more "rock and roll" and Mike didn't sing in falsetto.

Funny story: I hadn't seen Mike in years and we ran into him and his girlfriend at the Cabo Cantina on Sunset. We had just seen "Rock Star" on HBO (or maybe Blockbuster DVD - this was like 2003) and I introduced my wife to Mike as the guy that sang nearly all of the vocals in that movie.

Wife: No way!

Matejic: STAND AND UP SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Wife: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
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