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Old 11-03-2010, 05:15 PM  
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How do you tell a girl
So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off.

Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:37 PM   #61
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She's mexican so she knows how to keep a house clean.

Wow....that actually explains a lot and is funny.

Still..pictures.

I'd say grit your teeth through it till you're both more invested in the relationship. Don't bring it up when you're in bed or anything, but tell her what you're into or at least find out if she's ever done any landscaping.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:38 PM   #62
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:38 PM   #63
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If she likes ya' brah, i'm tellin' you, she'll take care of it. If not; remember ALL porn stars offer private sessions for about 400 dollars per hr. That too; is an option.

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Old 11-03-2010, 05:39 PM   #64
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:40 PM   #65
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make it a kinky game ... work it out so "you have always wanted to shave a girl" or something.

Take a shower together and then pick her up and carry her into the bedroom and start giving her a hot oil message then break out the shaving equipment and do it yourself as part of the sex.

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**** that. Be direct. Don't hem and haw about it.

I'm talking to this chick right now. She was clean shaven when I met her. Which some guys dig. It's not my thing. I like a little grass on the playing field. I told her I dig landing strips. So she grew one. If it gets out of control, I'll tell her I like well groomed landing strips. Problem solved.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:41 PM   #66
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So are we talking she just doesn't trim the hedges or she doesn't wash down there?
Uhh.....either way it's a god damn problem.

This isn't 1975
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:42 PM   #67
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:42 PM   #68
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:42 PM   #69
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I know i'd have to tell her, and totally would.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:42 PM   #70
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**** that. Be direct. Don't hem and haw about it.

I'm talking to this chick right now. She was clean shaven when I met her. Which some guys dig. It's not my thing. I like a little grass on the playing field. I told her I dig landing strips. So she grew one. If it gets out of control, I'll tell her I like well groomed landing strips. Problem solved.
He's got a point. Just don't make it seem like you're insulting her.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:42 PM   #71
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:43 PM   #72
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Do I tell her when were getting hot and heavy? Or like on the phone when I can't see her?
I'd suggest posting something about it on her facebook page.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:43 PM   #73
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:43 PM   #74
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Uhh.....either way it's a god damn problem.

This isn't 1975
I just wanted to clarify.

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I would just be happy to be getting some and buy some laxatone for the hairballs.
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