Poop -- FYI - Regarless of the branding, mini wheat cereal will make u shit like a champ!! - Page 5

Simply Red · 11:28 PM

off-brands that work:

*Publix 'In-Store' Brand
*Kroger's 'In-Store' Brand

I shit well w/ the 'OEM' as well:

Kelloggs Frosted Mini Wheats

FYI: If you eat out of habit, try to polish off a box per week, seriously, you will 'shit' shit, that you never knew was there.

It just seems healthy folks, ... fiber and pooping are important.

-Thanks

**RockChalk** · 05-26-2011, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

When my boy was a lot younger, he never flushed when he would take a piss. One day, I noticed that he used TP when he peed. I asked him WTF he was doing and he said, "I use it to dry up the extra pee." I told him that we are guys and that we shake, not wipe. He said, "Won't that hurt it?"

That's awesome

**RockChalk** · 05-26-2011, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge

the two pound log that comes out so clean you only need one square of single ply and thats just from habit. Well?

This is what I consider a good shit

Simply Red · 05-26-2011, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge

by good shit, do you mean a two pound shot of liquid that is done in three seconds and requires half a roll to get all the collateral damage, OR, the two pound log that comes out so clean you only need one square of single ply and thats just from habit. Well?

the second

tooge · 05-26-2011, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

the second

Hmmm. I'll try it.

**BigMeatballDave** · 05-26-2011, 03:40 PM

Awesome. A 'true' poop thread.

**BigMeatballDave** · 05-26-2011, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

When my boy was a lot younger, he never flushed when he would take a piss. One day, I noticed that he used TP when he peed. I asked him WTF he was doing and he said, "I use it to dry up the extra pee." I told him that we are guys and that we shake, not wipe. He said, "Won't that hurt it?"

OMG

I would've fallen over laughing had my son said that.

Radar Chief · 05-26-2011, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge

OR, the two pound log that comes out so clean you only need one square of single ply and thats just from habit. Well?

A.k.a. the "clean break".

Stewie · 05-26-2011, 04:19 PM

Fiber bars. Chicory root will clean you out. Eat a fiber bar and listen to your stomach scheme as to how it's going to blow that shit out your ass.

**CrazyPhuD** · 05-26-2011, 04:26 PM

Hmmm I'm thinking of creating my own brand of cereal. Call it frosted mini sheets, now with a free roll of toilet paper in every box.

IrishGal · 05-26-2011, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

off-brands that work:

*Publix 'In-Store' Brand
*Kroger's 'In-Store' Brand

I shit well w/ the 'OEM' as well:

Kelloggs Frosted Mini Wheats

FYI: If you eat out of habit, try to polish off a box per week, seriously, you will 'shit' shit, that you never knew was there.

It just seems healthy folks, ... fiber and pooping are important.

-Thanks

**cdcox** · 05-26-2011, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

Fiber bars. Chicory root will clean you out. Eat a fiber bar and listen to your stomach scheme as to how it's going to blow that shit out your ass.

Fiber-One dark chocolate and almonds, FTW!

big nasty kcnut · 05-26-2011, 08:47 PM

I like a poop that clean you and your soul out.

Abba-Dabba · 05-27-2011, 05:12 AM

Any Kashi Granola cereal will make your turds do loops around the bowl.

I prefer the Mountian Medley flavor.

01-30-2011, 09:52 PM
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	-- FYI - Regarless of the branding, mini wheat cereal will make u shit like a champ!! off-brands that work: Publix 'In-Store' Brand Kroger's 'In-Store' Brand I shit well w/ the 'OEM' as well: Kelloggs Frosted Mini Wheats FYI: If you eat out of habit, try to polish off a box per week, seriously, you will 'shit' shit, that you never knew was there. It just seems healthy folks, ... fiber and pooping are important. -Thanks Last edited by Simply Red; 01-30-2011 at 11:28 PM..
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