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Old 04-11-2011, 07:56 PM  
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Hypothetical: If you could produce your own sperm for $20,000 a week
Provided that the party buying your sperm had to have it every single week and if you miss any week at all, the deal would be over. An entire gallon of only your own sperm, every week. They will be able to tell if it's not all of yours.

Would you sign up for that job? Would you decline?

How hard would you try to keep this job?

Think about it, grab a jug of milk and think. Could you fill that with your own sperm in a week's period for $20,000 every week?
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Old 04-11-2011, 09:47 PM   #61
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:08 PM   #62
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Sure, I guess I'd try to pull it off.
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:31 PM   #63
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:49 AM   #64
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Sure, I guess I'd try to pull it off.
I hope you don't succeed that would probably be painful...
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:07 AM   #65
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:08 AM   #66
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a gallon of sperm in 1 week?

dude that would be like 1000 jerk off sessions...

at least make it realistic
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:35 AM   #67
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I've got gallons of the stuff just lying around. This wouldn't be a problem.
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:36 AM   #68
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Provided that the party buying your sperm had to have it every single week and if you miss any week at all, the deal would be over. An entire gallon of only your own sperm, every week. They will be able to tell if it's not all of yours.

Would you sign up for that job? Would you decline?

How hard would you try to keep this job?

Think about it, grab a jug of milk and think. Could you fill that with your own sperm in a week's period for $20,000 every week?
You running for the title of Goat Boy Jr or something.....Man your heads just bad son....
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Old 04-12-2011, 07:13 AM   #69
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