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Old 01-16-2013, 02:23 PM  
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What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking
They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.



I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:53 PM   #61
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I hate people who try and push their religion on someone else, their intentions may be good but it's annoying. I don't need some one telling me what to believe in and why I should. Most the time these fools don't even know they are intruding idiots
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:29 PM   #62
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I hate people who try and push their religion on someone else, their intentions may be good but it's annoying. I don't need some one telling me what to believe in and why I should. Most the time these fools don't even know they are intruding idiots
I might just throw a jihad on your ass for this post.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:49 PM   #63
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One time when I was a kid the Jehovah's showed up and we were working on the farm. My dad told them they could talk as long as they were scooping shit in the pig shed.

A few years ago they came to my house when we were working outside on a remodel and I told them the same thing(insert shoveling dirt and chopping tree roots).

They declined.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:53 PM   #64
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One time when I was a kid the Jehovah's showed up and we were working on the farm. My dad told them they could talk as long as they were scooping shit in the pig shed.

A few years ago they came to my house when we were working outside on a remodel and I told them the same thing(insert shoveling dirt and chopping tree roots).

They declined.
Yeah those JW's are sure lazy these days...
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:55 PM   #65
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disconnect the doorbell and install one of these.
works like a charm!

That reminds me... Why do some idiots think it is cool to hang plastic nuts from the back of their truck?
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:32 PM   #66
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That reminds me... Why do some idiots think it is cool to hang plastic nuts from the back of their truck?
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:33 PM   #67
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Maybe they thought you were Te'o's girlfriend? Isn't he morman?
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:40 PM   #68
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:43 PM   #69
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I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.
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Worthless without pics. And not of the dildo.
- my mind went back that news footage of a drug bust, where the reporter is relating what went down and the CSI in the background strode out of the home with a ginormous dildo flopping out of the front of a box of stuff.

EDIT: Google is your friend, and googling 'drug bust dildo' isn't as scary as one might think.

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Old 01-17-2013, 08:48 PM   #70
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Oddly enough...I've never been visited by a Mormon or JW.
The house at the end of the block has been tenements for Mormon missionaries for several years. I literally could take out a window with a rock from my front door. Never received a house call, while JWs are a regular twice a year thing.

Ironic, as I would be amenable to talking with them, being a 'Jack Mormon' member of a church that is little more than a non-denominational social club at this point.
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:59 PM   #71
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I dunno if they ate it or not but they insisted that I take the leaflet. I dropped it outside their door after they slammed it the 2nd time.

I was like you're doing it wrong guys.
Don't know why, but that reminded me of a long, nearly forgotten, memory. Late teens at Bannister Mall. I was idly browsing that little home electronics store by Waldenbooks, and some random guy out of the blue told me the he had been moved by the spirit to tell me that if I accepted Jesus as my savior right then, my eternal salvation was assured. Told him what I have told all that try to evangelize me, "I have my own faith tradition which I hold dear, but thanks for the effort."
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:04 PM   #72
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I think I would just answer the door, smiling, and pretending to be deaf. As the leaflet is passes to me, I would hold up a finger- as to suggest "oh. Hang on a second"...then hand him a Chinese takeout menu. Wave good bye, the entire time I'm closing the door.

...smiling the entire time.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:38 PM   #73
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I would get a Mormon and jw to come over to my house where i would say you both have good ideas tell you what you two fight each other whoever wins i'll join your church. Then while their fighting i'd call the cops on them and say their trespassing on my yard. Problem solved.
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Te'o is a Mormon. Just tell them that you'll hit them up on Twitter. Then cease to exist.
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