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JimNasium · 08-02-2013, 06:40 AM

No, this has nothing to do with hemorrhoids, AARP memberships or sciatica nerve pain. No, this is much worse. I have suffered the humiliation of having a personal hygiene item discontinued. Mennen apparently has decided to no longer manufacture my beloved Speed Stick deodorant in musk scent.

Look, it might be old fashioned but I've used this stuff for 30+ years and I don't want to change. I don't want to wear something with a stupid name like Fresh Sport or Excite. I don't want to apply something with the consistency of wet chalk. Now I know how the adherents to Hai Karate must have felt back in the day.

Hey Mennen, screw you and get off of my lawn!

**Baby Lee** · 08-03-2013, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

Same here, but I don't use antiperspirant. Just deodorant.

Interested in the reasoning. I go antiperspirant only because the idea of funk masked is only slightly less abhorrent than funk unmasked. MoF, passing memories of folk with a funk and a scent cover is more disgusting than the funk alone. Its like, 'I know I stink, but rather than wash I'll just splash and dash.'

**007** · 08-03-2013, 10:56 PM

Where the hell is Jenny anyway?

08-02-2013, 06:40 AM
JimNasium Voodoo Chile Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: At the crossroad Casino cash: $2593902	It's officially official, I must be on the cusp of old-mandom. No, this has nothing to do with hemorrhoids, AARP memberships or sciatica nerve pain. No, this is much worse. I have suffered the humiliation of having a personal hygiene item discontinued. Mennen apparently has decided to no longer manufacture my beloved Speed Stick deodorant in musk scent. Look, it might be old fashioned but I've used this stuff for 30+ years and I don't want to change. I don't want to wear something with a stupid name like Fresh Sport or Excite. I don't want to apply something with the consistency of wet chalk. Now I know how the adherents to Hai Karate must have felt back in the day. Hey Mennen, screw you and get off of my lawn!
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08-03-2013, 10:56 PM	#62
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $13930126 VARSITY	Where the hell is Jenny anyway? __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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