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[Iowanian]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/article...3-d655d737264a

Chiefs Annouce Roster Moves to Meet NFL Mandated 53
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The Chiefs announced their final round of cut downs
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – The Kansas City Chiefs announced several roster moves on Saturday, including the release of 17 players in order to meet the NFL’s mandated 53-man roster limit. Additionally, the team has placed two players on injured reserve and one on the non-football injury list. Below are the roster moves that took place.

“As a collective football operation, coaches and scouts have held numerous discussions on each player during the evaluation process,” said Chiefs General Manager John Dorsey. “We had excellent competition at every position and that’s a great thing, but today we had to make some difficult decisions to narrow our roster to 53. We appreciate all the time and effort these young men put in for us and wish them all the best.”



RELEASED

Player Pos. Ht. Wt. College Hometown

Jonathon Amaya S 6-2 205 Nevada Diamond Bar, Calif.

Malcolm Bronson S 5-11 192 McNeese State Jasper, Texas

Jordan Campbell FB 5-11 240 NM-Highlands Corona, Calif.

Dominique Hamilton DL 6-5 315 Missouri El Paso, Texas

Mark Harrison WR 6-3 230 Rutgers Stratford, Conn.

Ricky Henry G 6-4 310 Nebraska Omaha, Neb.

Alonzo Highsmith LB 6-0 240 Arkansas Missouri City, Texas

Nico Johnson LB 6-2 249 Alabama Andulusia, Ala.

Kyle Love DT 6-1 315 Miss. State Fairburn, Ga.

Justin Rogers CB 5-11 181 Richmond Baton Rouge, La.

Kona Schwenke DL 6-4 297 Notre Dame Hauula, Hawaii

Ryan Succop K 6-2 218 South Carolina Hickory, N.C.

DeMarcus Van Dyke CB 6-1 187 Miami Miami, Fla.

Devan Walker LB 6-3 250 SE Louisiana Baton Rouge, La.

J’Marcus Webb T 6-7 333 West Texas A&M Mesquite, Texas

Charcandrick West RB 5-10 205 Abilene Christian Springhill, La.

Fred Williams WR 6-0 190 St. Cloud State Milwaukee, Wisc.



INJURED RESERVE

Player Pos. Ht. Wt. College Hometown

Tyler Bray QB 6-6 215 Tennessee Kingsburg, Calif.

Kyle Williams WR 5-10 186 Arizona State Chicago, Ill.



NON-FOOTBALL INJURY

Player Pos. Ht. Wt. College Hometown

Mike Catapano DE 6-4 291 Princeton Bayville, N.Y.



RESERVE-SUSPENDED

Player Pos. Ht. Wt. College Hometown

Dwayne Bowe WR 6-2 221 LSU Miami, Fla.

Donald Stephenson OL 6-6 312 Oklahoma Blue Springs, Mo.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Well, that might be.

However, I think that Sorensen has a chance to be a solid player. It's most likely why he's on the roster and the other, less talented players with lower ceilings are not.

I don't really know who the Sorenson guy is you are talking about.

Your constant white knighting of Mormons and other Big Sky clowns is ridiculous.

Sorensen shouldn't be playing in any level of professional football.

[xztop123]

Were there any surprise cuts for other teams?

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Your constant white knighting of Mormons and other Big Sky clowns is ridiculous.

Sorensen shouldn't be playing in any level of professional football.

Well, apparently there is a discrepancy between what you, an internet dildo, thinks and what Andy Reid, an NFL coach, thinks.

Reid, the NFL Coach, thinks he should be playing professional football.

You, the internet dildo, thinks he shouldn't be playing professional football.

I wonder who is most qualified to make such a decision...hmmmm...

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Well, apparently there is a discrepancy between what you, an internet dildo, thinks and what Andy Reid, an NFL coach, thinks.

Reid, the NFL Coach, thinks he should be playing professional football.

You, the internet dildo, thinks he shouldn't be playing professional football.

I wonder who is most qualified to make such a decision...hmmmm...

Andy Reid thinks Daniel Sorensen is more valuable to this secondary than Malcolm Bronson?

That's the wrong choice. Sorry. It just is. I'm siding with the internet dildo on this one.

[Gonzo]

JFC This team is going to suck so bad this year. **** it...

GO ROYALS!!!

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Well, apparently there is a discrepancy between what you, an internet dildo, thinks and what Andy Reid, an NFL coach, thinks.

Reid, the NFL Coach, thinks he should be playing professional football.

You, the internet dildo, thinks he shouldn't be playing professional football.

I wonder who is most qualified to make such a decision...hmmmm...

You're either an incredibly persistent troll or an idiot of incredible persistence.

Sorensen is Sabby Piscatelli all over again. Actually, Sorensen sucks so much ass he makes Piscatelli look good.

There's absolutely no reason for Sorensen to be on ANY NFL roster. In KC's case there's no reason for him to make the cut over Bronson.

[Hog Rider]

Sorensen eats Jack Bauer for breakfast and Chuck Norris for lunch.

Saying the name Sorensen three times cures Ebola.

Sorensen loves puppies.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

You're either an incredibly persistent troll or an idiot of incredible persistence.

Sorensen is Sabby Piscatelli all over again. Actually, Sorensen sucks so much ass he makes Piscatelli look good.

There's absolutely no reason for Sorensen to be on ANY NFL roster. In KC's case there's no reason for him to make the cut over Bronson.

What?

What the **** do you know?

Unless you've got some amazing insight into the inner-workings of the training camp, film evaluations, etc., how do you possibly get that Bronson is better than anybody that remains on the team when he does not?

Who the **** is Bronson? Your dad? The guy is a ****ing stiff with a cement head.

Sorensen at least has excellent change of direction speed and understands the game of football.

And, he's a ****ing rookie. And, like all rookies, they make mistakes. Shit, Berry is still ****ing up nearly every man matchup he's asked to drop into and people love his ass like he's the reincarnation of Ewing Kauffman.

And I don't give two flying squirrel farts about Sorensen other than he's got tangible (timed Combine speed drills that were better than any other safety prospect over the past ten years) and intangible (understands the game) aspects that project him into a serviceable role with continued repetitions in a particular system. That's something to work with, especially when the coaching staff has talked positively about him throughout the entire summer.

However, because you've decided to latch onto one guy on the roster, a rookie, and make him your personal hate project because he beat out some guy who you thought was uber kick ass (even though one is a SS and the other a FS), you've decided to discount his potential regardless of whatever information may be out there (camp reports/coach's comments)

But continue to keep jacking off Bronson like you are his personal fluffer. I'm sure your repeated posts about how ****ing miraculous he was will change the minds of the coaching staff and put him back on the roster so our season will be saved and we will win the Super Bowl.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Hog Rider

Sorensen eats Jack Bauer for breakfast and Chuck Norris for lunch.

Saying the name Sorensen three times cures Ebola.

Sorensen loves puppies.

How Badass is Daniel Sorenson?

When Daniel Sorenson goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Daniel Sorenson' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Daniel Sorenson falls in water, Daniel Sorenson doesn't get wet. Water gets Daniel Sorenson.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Daniel Sorenson.

Superman owns a pair of Daniel Sorenson pajamas.

Daniel Sorenson spelled backwards is Daniel Sorenson.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Daniel Sorenson. Daniel Sorenson eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Daniel Sorenson grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Daniel Sorenson can play the violin with a piano.

Crop circles are Daniel Sorenson' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.

Daniel Sorenson destroyed the periodic table, because Daniel Sorenson only recognizes the Element of Surprise.

Daniel Sorenson knows everything there is to know - except for the definition of mercy.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Daniel Sorenson can kill him and take it.

Daniel Sorenson puts the laughter in manslaughter.

The chief export of Daniel Sorenson is Pain.

Daniel Sorenson cannot love, he can only not kill.

Daniel Sorenson does not sleep. Daniel Sorenson waits.

Daniel Sorenson once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside it.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Daniel Sorenson.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Daniel Sorenson.

Daniel Sorenson can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Daniel Sorenson is.

... And God said, "Let there be light"!
And Daniel Sorenson said, "Say please."

Jesus can walk on water, but Daniel Sorenson can walk on Jesus.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Daniel Sorenson.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Daniel Sorenson can piss his name into concrete.

Daniel Sorenson is not hung like a horse - horses are hung like Daniel Sorenson.

Daniel Sorenson can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Love does not hurt. Daniel Sorenson does.

A rogue squirrel once challenged Daniel Sorenson to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.

Daniel Sorenson doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

If you Google search "Daniel Sorenson getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Before Daniel Sorenson was born, the martial arts weapons consisting of two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called "Nun Barrys". No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Daniel Sorenson can touch this.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Daniel Sorenson says its beef, then it's ****ing beef.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Daniel Sorenson finds it delicious.

Satan went down to the crossroads and sold his soul to Daniel Sorenson. Daniel Sorenson thought it was too salty.

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Daniel Sorenson to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly, all this has resulted in is Daniel Sorenson looking for candy after he roundhouse kicks someone.

Daniel Sorenson wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Daniel Sorenson banging your sister.

Daniel Sorenson is a man of few words. Daniel Sorenson is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

Daniel Sorenson' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Daniel Sorenson kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Daniel Sorenson is starring in the sequel to "Four Weddings and a Funeral". It's called "Four Funerals and a Funeral".

Daniel Sorenson' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Daniel Sorenson can text from a pay phone.

Daniel Sorenson invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Daniel Sorenson uses a night light. Not because Daniel Sorenson is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Daniel Sorenson.

Daniel Sorenson doesn't go hunting. Daniel Sorenson goes killing.

Daniel Sorenson' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Daniel Sorenson once delivered a roundhouse kick to the eye... of a hurricane. Today this is known as widely scattered showers.

Daniel Sorenson is his own line at the DMV.

When Daniel Sorenson goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Daniel Sorenson is so tough he doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs.

Daniel Sorenson is so tough he eats coal and shits diamonds.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Daniel Sorenson come off without a hitch.

Guns don't kill people. Daniel Sorenson kills People.

Daniel Sorenson sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Daniel Sorenson once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Daniel Sorenson would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Daniel Sorenson counted to infinity. Twice.

Daniel Sorenson can divide by zero.

Daniel Sorenson roundhouse-kicked Neo out of Zion. Now Neo is "The Two".

There is no chin under Daniel Sorenson' Beard. There is only another fist.

Daniel Sorenson doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Daniel Sorenson throws down!

The world population divides into two groups, those who fear Daniel Sorenson and Daniel Sorenson.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Daniel Sorenson."

Everytime Daniel Sorenson hears the term "Virgin Mary" he laughs out loud.

When Daniel Sorenson does division, there are no remainders.

Daniel Sorenson eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Daniel Sorenson can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question - just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

All roads lead to Daniel Sorenson. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

Daniel Sorenson can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

When Daniel Sorenson goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Daniel Sorenson went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour and a half someone constructed a bar around him. He ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Daniel Sorenson yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found 'em!"

[cdcox]

He's no MIKE PETERSON.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Well, apparently there is a discrepancy between what you, an internet dildo, thinks and what Andy Reid, an NFL coach, thinks.

Reid, the NFL Coach, thinks he should be playing professional football.

You, the internet dildo, thinks he shouldn't be playing professional football.

I wonder who is most qualified to make such a decision...hmmmm...

How can you use this logic with a sig blasting that same coach and his GM for their most recent draft?

[Simply Red]

who is Kyle Williams? Really I don't know.

[CallMeSquidwad]

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

Succop was getting paid way too much for arguably, average kicking.

wayyy below average, I was happy everytime he made a kick, there wasn't a single one I expected him to make.

[Buns]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

who is Kyle Williams? Really I don't know.

He fumbled two punt returns when he was with the 49ers in the NFC Conference Championship, when the Giants won the Super Bowl.

[el borracho]

Heh. I bet Succop wins a playoff game before Alex.