2014 DOUCHE of the Year Tournament, Round 1, Heat 3

[TLO]

Alright mother****ers.

Here's some rules - if you don't like them, suck my dick. I don't give a shit if you think it could be done differently. I don't give a shit if you don't like how it's setup. Go **** yourself.

That being said,

The rules:

For the rest of Round 1, I'm going to pick three randomly selected posters from the OP in this thread http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=289022

You'll vote for TWO of the biggest DOUCHES among the three.
The winners will move on. I'll also take the 3 highest-scoring second-place DOUCHES and they'll advance as wild cards.

Thanks to Rain Man for the inspiration to write these rules.

R8ers and Cosmo have already moved on to round 2 -

Poll to come for Heat #3

[Kaepernick]

I so could have won this heat by rubbing in the Giants win over the Royals. I could have been a contender for Douche #1. Probably all I had to do was bump my thread, "If History Holds the Giants will Win the World Series. That would have gotten me massive votes.

But "thank you" to everyone who voted for me.

Hilarious that TimBone nominated me but then didn't vote for me.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by Kaepernick

I so could have won this heat by rubbing in the Giants win over the Royals. I could have been a contender for Douche #1. Probably all I had to do was bump my thread, "If History Holds the Giants will Win the World Series. That would have gotten me massive votes.

But "thank you" to everyone who voted for me.

Hilarious that TimBone nominated me but then didn't vote for me.

Go the **** away.

[Hootie]

Kaep isn't a bad dude.

Arrow is awful, though.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by TimBone

Go the **** away.

To be acting like his guy is so much better at this point is reeruned, whats Kaep done lately?

Thats right, not a damn thing but lose because he sucks donkey dick... Kaep has been so bad in fact that he's gonna get Harbaugh fired this year.

Kaep has his own problems to deal with, as you say its best that he just go the **** away.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

To be acting like his guy is so much better at this point is reeruned, whats Kaep done lately?

Thats right, not a damn thing but lose because he sucks donkey dick... Kaep has been so bad in fact that he's gonna get Harbaugh fired this year.

Kaep has his own problems to deal with, as you say its best that he just go the **** away.

I'd like him to go away for general reasons. I care not a bit about his taste in qb's.