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12-06-2000, 02:50 PM
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Well we have pretty well beat the Chiefs are playing like crap subject into the ground so how about a little juvenile humor. Most of us on occasion have spent some time in a drinking establishment and either heard our even used a line to break the ice. Example- “ You must wash your pants in Windex, cuz I can see myself in them. Or you must work at Subway,, you just gave me a foot-long. Any others that are humors or particularly clever please post below.<BR>
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12-06-2000, 05:15 PM
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Damn, I'm glad I stayed away from this one at work. I'd been hauled out in a strait jacket. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Oh, wait, it was just a few hours ago at Broncobilly and ButtPack!<P>
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12-06-2000, 05:16 PM
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Wanna go for a ride on my crotch rocket; then maybe we can go for a ride on the bike.
Morphius [img]http://morphiustech.homestead.com/files/jeff2.jpg[/img] [This message has been edited by morphius (edited 12-06-2000).] |
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12-06-2000, 05:38 PM
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RH - I wouldn't wish that situation on anyone, I know way too much about long distance relationships, and they are not fun in any way shape or form.
Morphius Former 9 year long distance relationship... |
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12-06-2000, 05:55 PM
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'Tis my eye!
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Well Morph, the only long distance relationship I have with her right now is friendship. That is not a bad thing, it was through friendship that I fell in love with her (I guess it's love. Having never been in love before I can't say for sure. But having never had this feeling before, I don't know what else to call it). But right now a long distance relationship sounds better than the way things are now. Mabey not. It doesn't look like I'll be finding out anytime soon. Oh well, life goes on.
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12-06-2000, 06:01 PM
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'Tis my eye!
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You know I sure hope my brothers don't get on here and read this. They have been bugging me trying to find out who this girl is, but that is one of the last things that I want to happen! So far they haven't seemed to interested in this or any other BB, so I should be safe. But they are wondering what it is that keeps my on here so much. I just hope they don't start getting nosey.
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12-06-2000, 06:15 PM
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"So, what's for breakfast?"
"Nice a$$. Can I wear it as a hat?" All I can think of at the moment. Been out of circulation for eons. Most unsuccessful pick-up attempt - while I was very, very drunk at a bar, I asked an incredibly beautiful, and incredibly tall, woman to dance. She was well over 6 feet tall - I'm about 5'8". ME: "Ya wannaaa dance? *burp* HER: NO. You're to short! ME: It's not my fault you're a fucking mutant! I was short enough to dodge the slap.... |
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12-06-2000, 07:04 PM
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On the whole, I'd say that this thread is doing little to change the sterotypic perception of most BB posters. Not that that is a bad thing; just an observation.
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12-06-2000, 07:18 PM
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Worst pick up line: "You'd look a lot better with my balls bouncing off of your chin."
Guy to Girl "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?" Girl: "Yes" Guy: "Would you sleep with me for 5 dollars?" Girl: "No! What kind of girl do you think I am?" Guy: "We've already established what type of girl you are, now we are just trying to set a price." |
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12-06-2000, 07:46 PM
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restaurant pick up line:
"Wanna spoon?" |
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12-06-2000, 07:52 PM
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How about this one:
"Your body's like a Visa...it's everywhere I want to be!" |
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12-06-2000, 08:05 PM
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[b]worst ones[/b]
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" "Lets take a shower together -- you smell" "You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno "You're ugly but you intrigue me" "I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples" "Hey you don't sweat much for a fat girl" [b]Best ones[/b] "Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart!" Look at the tag in her shirt and say, "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven" "You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up my driveway!" "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" Send a waitress over with cold milk in a wine glass, and a message, "The gentleman over there, wanted to tell you that "every great body needs milk." |
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12-06-2000, 08:11 PM
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"My body is your playground... come let's play."
Morphius Luckily never had to use pick up lines... |
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12-07-2000, 06:05 AM
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My favorite line is a ripoff from that old Airplane movie.
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" ------------------ It looks I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue! |
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