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07-11-2013, 02:18 PM | #76 |
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At least he isn't driving a Mini or a VW Beetle (with a flower on the dash).
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07-11-2013, 02:19 PM | #77 |
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07-11-2013, 02:23 PM | #78 |
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well Red, that sux. Plain and simple.
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07-11-2013, 02:24 PM | #79 |
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Don’t necessarily blame you, the rest of the show isn’t worth sitting through just to see some Morisa boobage. Probably some screen shots on teh interwebs if one were inclined to search.
I bought a Triumph Spitfire when I got out of the Army just because I’d always wanted one. And being me I couldn’t leave it alone so I gave the engine a cam, intake, carb, ignition system, header and exhaust then started going through bearings on the rear end. I was about to go through the rear end for a second time when I read the number that completely soured me for working on it any further. 56. That’s how much horsepower they made stock. 56. All the time I spent hopping it up gave it maybe a 10-15% HP increase and that was too much for the spindly little rear end. I’ll never waste money on a British car again.
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I was more making fun of Simply Red and what I expected his attitude to be towards a Mustang.
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Perhaps my funniest moment was when I had the hood forward (sure you know what I mean) and had the motor running. I heard a weird noise and looked down. The oil pressure sensor had failed catastrophically and oil was just flying out of the hole. I had more issues with electrics than anything else. Surely you know the joke about why Englishmen drink warm beer, right?
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That’s OK, she too shouts my name when, well, you know….
Positive ground system? Mine was already converted when I bought it. New one on me, wussup?
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Because they have Lucas refrigerators. There was also another one that the part guys liked to tell me. Something about a guy driving a Spit pulling over to help a stranded lady. Her car had lost a bolt holding some part on and she asked if he had one. He went back to his Spit, shook it really hard and then found the right bolt out of all the ones that fell out.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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