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Old 05-23-2013, 11:23 PM   #1
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I ****ed a thick mexican girl, does that count?
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:18 PM   #2
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:21 PM   #3
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I ****ed a fat chick once. It was after a night at the club and I was ****ing shitfaced. I couldn't stay hard for more than 3 minutes at a time and went through 3 different condoms in the process of trying to do the deed before I just gave up and passed out.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:24 PM   #4
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I still remember, she was like "Welllll, I'm on birth control so you don't have to wear a condom". Even in my drunken stupor I wasn't that ****ing dumb!

I'm usually a dumbass when I've had a few drinks (especially when it comes to sex) so I was particularly proud of myself for that.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:26 PM   #5
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Not FAT fat, but a little chunky though. Kinda like Kourtney Kardashian.

Best BJ I've ever gotten, too.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:25 PM   #6
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I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:29 PM   #7
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I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".
That is extra head for the road time dummy....
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:32 PM   #8
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That is extra head for the road time dummy....
She was a beast, bro. I had to skidaddle, pronto.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:32 PM   #9
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I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".
I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:39 PM   #10
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I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.
I love how its The fat chicks fault you and GF didn't get back together.

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Old 05-23-2013, 11:41 PM   #11
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I love how its The fat chicks fault you and GF didn't get back together.

Hey if a woman is fat and a guy tells her to wait in the bathroom, she should wait in the bathroom. It's common decency.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:44 PM   #12
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Hey if a woman is fat and a guy tells her to wait in the bathroom, she should wait in the bathroom. It's common decency.
Well, that might be true, however, if you're trying to gt back together with your GF, NOT ****ing some other bitch, fat or not, is common decency.
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Hey if a woman is fat and a guy tells her to wait in the bathroom, she should wait in the bathroom. It's common decency.
I feel like we've found a common ground here.

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Old 05-23-2013, 11:40 PM   #14
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I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.
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