What the **** did you just say about me you little bitch?

[Discuss Thrower]

You should I know I've been a Chiefs fan for 55 years. I've tailgated every game at Arrowhead and can finish a case of Busch Light before kickoff. My burnt ends are the best in the country and I am the best grill master in all of Kansas City. You are nothing to me but a bullshit bandwagon fan that probably loved the Cowboys 10 years ago, you dumbass.

I will make you wish you were a Rams fan you stupid little shit, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. I am on the phone with my son who graduated at the top of his class at ITT and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which Lot A hasn't seen since December 2013. You’re ****ing dead, kid. Me and my Camaro can be anywhere, anytime, and I will knock you the **** out with my bare hands.

Not only am I really ****ing good at parking lot fights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local Bass Pro Shops and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury and KC Masterpiece all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

[Hammock Parties]

applies more than ever

[Chiefspants]

Think we might need an updated sentence about Super Bowl bandwagoners but other than that this is absolute perfection.

[Titty Meat]

[Discuss Thrower]

Speaking of copypasta, this gem became copypasta for the 2019 season:

Spoiler!

After adjusting Patrick Mahomes' stats, removing outliers to project the future, he heavily regresses to around the level of 2018 Dak.
In the last two seasons, Mahomes has a TD% of 8.68%. However, the league average last year was 4.8%. If you adjust his TD% to 5%, still above LA, he goes from throwing 57 TDs in his last 18 games to only 32.85. I'll be generous and give him 33.

Now, let's adjust his passer rating. It goes from 116.5 to only 104.3 by just adjusting his TD% to normally above average. Later on, I will adjust it further to take yards into account.

Next, we have to account for him passing more than league average. He has 657 pass attempts over 18 games. The LA is 35.5/game, which equals 639, around a 2.7% reduction. Mahomes also has a flukey 9.01 Y/A, which can be adjusted to 8 (still above LA) based on the league average of 7.5.

So we can estimate that over a 16 game season, his adjusted yardage is (6397.5)/1816= 4544 yards.

Now, I will adjust his passer rating again based on these 16 game stats

4544 yards

639 attempts

426 completions (also adjusted)

After this, his passer rating bottoms out at 96.66, which lands him squarely between Dak Prescott and Ben Roethlisberger last year.

His final 16 game adjusted stats:

4544 yards / 639 ATT / 426 CMP / 66.7% CMP (same) / 33 TD / 12 INT (same) / 8 Y/A / 96.7 RATE

What does this tell us?
It tells us that Mahomes' perceived success in the league is largely inflated by unsustainable, wildly outlier stats in his 18 games as perceived elite talent. When you adjust for the future by bringing down his outlier stats, he regresses heavily to a slightly above average QB of 2018 Dak tierdom.

Source

[Chiefspants]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Speaking of copypasta, this gem became copypasta for the 2019 season:

Spoiler!

After adjusting Patrick Mahomes' stats, removing outliers to project the future, he heavily regresses to around the level of 2018 Dak.
In the last two seasons, Mahomes has a TD% of 8.68%. However, the league average last year was 4.8%. If you adjust his TD% to 5%, still above LA, he goes from throwing 57 TDs in his last 18 games to only 32.85. I'll be generous and give him 33.

Now, let's adjust his passer rating. It goes from 116.5 to only 104.3 by just adjusting his TD% to normally above average. Later on, I will adjust it further to take yards into account.

Next, we have to account for him passing more than league average. He has 657 pass attempts over 18 games. The LA is 35.5/game, which equals 639, around a 2.7% reduction. Mahomes also has a flukey 9.01 Y/A, which can be adjusted to 8 (still above LA) based on the league average of 7.5.

So we can estimate that over a 16 game season, his adjusted yardage is (6397.5)/1816= 4544 yards.

Now, I will adjust his passer rating again based on these 16 game stats

4544 yards

639 attempts

426 completions (also adjusted)

After this, his passer rating bottoms out at 96.66, which lands him squarely between Dak Prescott and Ben Roethlisberger last year.

His final 16 game adjusted stats:

4544 yards / 639 ATT / 426 CMP / 66.7% CMP (same) / 33 TD / 12 INT (same) / 8 Y/A / 96.7 RATE

What does this tell us?
It tells us that Mahomes' perceived success in the league is largely inflated by unsustainable, wildly outlier stats in his 18 games as perceived elite talent. When you adjust for the future by bringing down his outlier stats, he regresses heavily to a slightly above average QB of 2018 Dak tierdom.

Source

That patriots fan who posted it without a shred of irony has become a legend on the /r/nfl subreddit.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

I completely lost concentration at "...my burnt ends are the best in the country..." and could never regain it.

I NEED SOME DAMN BURNT ENDS RIGHT EFFING NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Chiefspants

That patriots fan who posted it without a shred of irony has become a legend on the /r/nfl subreddit.

Imagine being so insecure that you post that.. and then the dude goes on to win the Super Bowl. Hilarious.

That actually must be how Pats fans felt reading Clay's "Tom Brady is fading" thread.

[Otter]

Capitalizing "internet" is a worthy debate.

[Chiefspants]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Imagine being so insecure that you post that.. and then the dude goes on to win the Super Bowl. Hilarious.

That actually must be how Pats fans felt reading Clay's "Tom Brady is fading" thread.

The hilarious thing was the narrative from Broncos and Patriots fans going into the 2019 playoffs that they were proven right because Patrick "basically had Alex Smith's 2017 season" in 2019.

I loved that smack, though. That, coupled with the media's love for Lamar Jackson and the Ravens put Mahomes and the Chiefs slightly out of the spotlight (especially compared to last year).

Once Patrick turned it on against the Texans, all of those haters quickly retreated in the shadows. It's hilarious reading the SonsofSams SB gamethread, because many started feeling they were "proven right" after three quarters in the playoffs (while praising Jimmy G). Watching their reactions in the fourth quarter was as if thousands of Boston voices all cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

[gblowfish]

Discus should switch to de-caf...

[cabletech94]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Discus should switch to de-caf...

^^^^ All of this!!!

[Stryker]

Originally Posted by Chiefspants

The hilarious thing was the narrative from Broncos and Patriots fans going into the 2019 playoffs that they were proven right because Patrick "basically had Alex Smith's 2017 season" in 2019.

I loved that smack, though. That, coupled with the media's love for Lamar Jackson and the Ravens put Mahomes and the Chiefs slightly out of the spotlight (especially compared to last year).

Once Patrick turned it on against the Texans, all of those haters quickly retreated in the shadows. It's hilarious reading the SonsofSams SB gamethread, because many started feeling they were "proven right" after three quarters in the playoffs (while praising Jimmy G). Watching their reactions in the fourth quarter was as if thousands of Boston voices all cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Yes sir!

[Thiggy#4]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Discus should switch to de-caf...

Or get an enima,seems to be bottled up