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05-14-2013, 02:22 PM | #77 |
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Wait, this isn't a thread about blow jobs from older women?
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05-14-2013, 02:30 PM | #78 |
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I used to carry a condom in my pocket. Now I carry a pack of Rolaids.
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05-14-2013, 02:33 PM | #79 |
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You should try and find condom flavored rolaids!
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05-14-2013, 02:40 PM | #80 |
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As far as this original post goes, I'm still not admitting I can't do what I used to. It may take me a week to recover, but I'm still gonna try. Ran a 15K in March. Lotta alcohol that week.
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05-14-2013, 02:42 PM | #81 |
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Try some ibuprofen. Alcohol is just empty calories and will only feed the problem. Although, I suppose it is more fun.
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05-14-2013, 02:45 PM | #82 |
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I know but I'm a wimp. Would take half a bottle of aspirin. Can't be good for your liver either.
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05-14-2013, 03:03 PM | #83 | |
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05-14-2013, 03:18 PM | #84 |
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Easy.
Do what you still think you can do....get physically punished for it on the way home and at night. Take aleve, put the heating pad or ice on what hurts, watch some tv or shoot some 12 year olds in the face on blackops. I threw 100 pitches to little league kids in the batting cage yesterday and you'd think I dry walled a ceiling if you asked my back. |
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05-14-2013, 04:43 PM | #85 |
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05-14-2013, 05:08 PM | #86 |
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I hear hair can grow out our pee hole.
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Basically I eat a Atkins diet.
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05-14-2013, 05:43 PM | #90 |
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Won't read this thread. My biggest fear in life is getting older and not being able to hit the gym like I do now.
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