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Old 08-22-2013, 04:18 PM   #1
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Congratulations man. Nothing to fear. It's probably the most work intensive and rewarding things I've ever done.

The odd thing is that I can barely conceive life without my children now, but at the time I thought it was the end of the world.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:35 PM   #2
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The most solid advice I can give is, that if it is a boy, change the diaper quickly. Seriously.

If you lollygag, you're gonna get a blast of urine in the face. I recommend starting out now with a doll and trying to perfect the diaper change with all the speed of a NASCAR pit crew.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:39 PM   #3
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The most solid advice I can give is, that if it is a boy, change the diaper quickly. Seriously.

If you lollygag, you're gonna get a blast of urine in the face. I recommend starting out now with a doll and trying to perfect the diaper change with all the speed of a NASCAR pit crew.
Wife found that it quick. First boy.

I was smart enough to put a towel over that thing when the diaper was off lol
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:41 PM   #4
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Wife found that it quick. First boy.

I was smart enough to put a towel over that thing when the diaper was off lol
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First diaper change my wife learned. To her defense it was her 3rd child and the other 2 were girls. She just stared at the rainbow stream like deer in the headlights until it caught her right in the face. At that point she tried, to no avail, to stop the water from rushing in.

Meanwhile, I had a stroke laughing so ****ing hard.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:53 PM   #5
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First diaper change my wife learned. To her defense it was her 3rd child and the other 2 were girls. She just stared at the rainbow stream like deer in the headlights until it caught her right in the face. At that point she tried, to no avail, to stop the water from rushing in.

Meanwhile, I had a stroke laughing so ****ing hard.
We have four,, first three were girls.

She had an excuse lmao.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:58 PM   #6
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The most solid advice I can give is, that if it is a boy, change the diaper quickly. Seriously.

If you lollygag, you're gonna get a blast of urine in the face. I recommend starting out now with a doll and trying to perfect the diaper change with all the speed of a NASCAR pit crew.
My mom made us these things she called pee-pee tee-pee's. it's basically a cloth piss cone. It buys you time and saves you from the geyser.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:39 PM   #7
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:40 PM   #8
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But I wish I could produce breast milk. Sometimes I get really thirsty and there isn't a thing to drink...
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:42 PM   #9
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But I wish I could produce breast milk. Sometimes I get really thirsty and there isn't a thing to drink...
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Man I'm really thirsty, think I'm gonna run down the hall and milk myself.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:57 PM   #10
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Man I'm really thirsty, think I'm gonna run down the hall and milk myself.
Just a heads up here... That's not breast milk that comes out of that... I can see how you might mistake it by looks but its really not the same thing.
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Old 08-22-2013, 05:09 PM   #11
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Due 3/2/14, our first one. We're excited. Well, she's excited, I'm terrified.

Since I'm a baby n00b, I'd take any advice/tips/CP knowledge about kids and raising them.
Congrats! No worries dude.Everyone is scared they will screw up. Just be there for them and patience....patience...patience.
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Old 08-22-2013, 06:28 PM   #12
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Old 08-22-2013, 06:30 PM   #13
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