Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos.

[Rain Man]

Post your reasons here. I'll start.



1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by Psicosis

denver broncos is finding out the hard way
denver broncos is part of the webgalaxe network
denver broncos is
denver broncos is worth $60 million
denver broncos is over
denver broncos is currently hurt
denver broncos is nothing like the old one
denver broncos is 7
denver broncos is also expected to testify for the prosecution
denver broncos is none other than california representative gary condit
denver broncos is open for football business on only eight days during the season ? maybe 10 or so if the team makes the playoffs
denver broncos is accused of sexual harassment by his girlfriend
denver broncos is broken

You weird ****

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Psicosis

They're a bunch of curtains in the park. That's right, curtains in the park. You wanna see a bunch of curtains in the park, then go see them. But that's all they are: a bunch of curtains in the park.

This is profound. Or at the very least, profo.

[Rain Man]

The Denver Broncos donate grammar textbooks to inner city schools, but they have Neil Smith write the introduction to each chapter.

[cdcox]

The Bronco's brought about the demise of the sock of death. I don't remember who's sock it was, but I sure wish it still had its mojo.

[alanm]

Originally Posted by kcchiefsguru

Agreed, but it was better than the original uniforms that were mustard yellow and brown with vertically striped socks. LOL They should have kept those.

I'd have to admit that shit and piss(Mustard yellow and brown) would look better than that putrid Orange and blue.

[CosmicPal]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I sure thought so. Waiting for confirmation...

You have been confirmed. Barrel man has gone on to the great beer cask in the sky. He's dead.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

You have been confirmed. Barrel man is has gone on to the great beer cask in the sky. He's dead.

Ah, thought so. Thank you.

[greg63]

Romanowski being unable to keep his bodily excrement’s to himself.

[Taco John]

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

You have been confirmed. Barrel man has gone on to the great beer cask in the sky. He's dead.

No he's not. I just shook his hand a month ago, and a friend of mine told me he just spoke to him last week.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Taco John

No he's not. I just shook his hand a month ago, and a friend of mine told me he just spoke to him last week.

Yep. I stand corrected. Glad to hear the guy's ok.

Finally today, The Patriot Report was happy to see that Tim "Barrelman" McKernan, the barrel-wearing super fan of the Denver Broncos was back at Invesco Field at Mile High sans barrel. The bare-chested fan has worn only a barrel with suspenders to nearly every Denver game in the past 20 years. The Barrel Man has been recently hospitalized and NFL fans from across the country can send their best wishes by clicking here.

http://patriotreport.blogspot.com/ar...t_archive.html

[RealSNR]

The guy at baseball games who catches the foul ball right before it falls into the glove of the cancer-riddled kid in the wheelchair is always a Bronco fan

[Wa-Z]

Because the have no class - They treated "Quitterson" like shit.

[Demonpenz]

i hate the bronco's because of that playa wanna be thug terril davis.

[Hoofbeats]

Hello losers...here's one you forgot:

Because we remind you every year that LBJ was in the White House the last time your team was in the Super Bowl and your team's a perennial joke...

[ROYC75]

I hate that gay looking jackass they call a mascot. Plus the fact they worship a gay albino jackass just leaves me utterly speechless.