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Old 03-29-2005, 07:57 AM  
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What a twat! Dude gets caught wanking in store with butter

Teen charged for masturbating with a tub of margarine in grocery store

on a serious note, has anyone ever pulled with butter/margarine?
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Old 07-21-2005, 11:49 AM   #76
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An 8th grader with a huge member?

Guy a year ahead of me in Jr.High had a schlong that hung down just short of his knees. When you ACTUALLY shower after football/basketball practice you actually see other men naked.

Sorry to say that when you see something like that it is HUMAN nature to take a double take ... at least the 1st time around!

Dude never had a hard time getting dates either ... word spreads pretty fast in a small town!


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Old 07-21-2005, 01:40 PM   #77
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Well the whole butter thing is funny cuz me and the guys at work were talking about a female co-worker who and an ass that would make you cry and she was wild and crazy! She like for the guy to get cold butter out of the fridge and rub her rump with it and take care of business.
that wuz probably me
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Old 07-21-2005, 01:41 PM   #78
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A guy I know once told us and I quote "Having sex with my wife is like screwing a jar of mayonaise". That analogy in many way's confuses me...... but it relates to the food topic.
You should get the firsts, sloppy seconds are always that way, aren't they...
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Old 07-21-2005, 05:45 PM   #79
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tell me if you were that boy you wouldn't do the same?

you missed the point of my comment a kid whose getting grade A ass, and another masturbating with margarine probably thinking about the teletubies or some other sick ass shit. It;s just the pure itony of the two stories hearing about it back to back,

Oh yeah I'd be all over that hot ass teacher like white on rice if I was that Tampa kid too.
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