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Old 04-11-2006, 11:45 PM   #1
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Another thing. With the various MLS services available nationwide all these f**kers do is search a database, and they don't even do that very well. If it wasn't for the National Association of Realtors f**king suing everyone left and right there would be plenty of national online real estate databases open to the public. They protect their territory like the most predatory of animals because they know full well just how f**king useless they are in the information age.
Unless you go to their website.

(Shameless plug) Some friends of mine publish RE magazines for realtors in the Lake of the Ozarks area.

http://www.reguide.net/
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:34 PM   #2
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RE agents can suck my cock. That is quite possibly the most worthless assemblage of human beings on the face of the planet. What the f**k they think they do that deserves that big a percentage of that big a transaction is beyond me.
Rausch: So you have something for me?

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Definitely, I think you'll really be impressed.

Rausch: Great, are you free today to go look at the property?

Larcenous Succubus Whore: How's an hour?

Rausch: Great, meet you there.

*we meet at the location*

Rausch: Wait, how many sq. ft. is this place?

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Well it's about xxx sq. ft.

Rausch: Uh, that's about 1/3 of what I was looking for. It's less than what we looked at friday.

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Right, but it's a real steal. It's only 15k more than the other property and far below value for the area.

Rausch: Yeah, but there are two Baptist churches and a daycare less than 200 feet from here. I'm trying to open a bar. You knew that.

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Oh...Yeah....But that shouldn't be a problem.

Rausch:

Larcenous Succubus Whore: It's not illegal to open one that close to a place of worship.

Rausch: No, no it isn't. As long as they approve it and don't have a problem with it. THEY'RE BOTH BAPTIST CHURCES.

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Would you have a problem being close to a Baptist church?

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That was the 3rd and last time I looked at property with her, and she's employed by........a National agency.

I might as well have searched for "bar" on ebay...
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:40 PM   #3
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Larcenous Succubus Whore: Would you have a problem being close to a Baptist church?
You should have pulled out something really obscure just to get her "thinking".

"Well, I wouldn't except THAT I'M BLACK and the entire Baptist religion supports the KKK."
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:43 PM   #4
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You should have pulled out something really obscure just to get her "thinking".

Like a ****ing taser?...
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:42 PM   #5
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Sorry, been distracted lately.

Been looking at locations to open a tavern and RE agents are really starting to piss me off...
Too bad we don't live a little closer,myself and two clients are looking into opening a sports bar.
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:49 PM   #6
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Too bad we don't live a little closer,myself and two clients are looking into opening a sports bar.
That's what I'm looking at now is a sports bar with enough room for a sensible dance floor.

There is no true sports bar or dance club here in Jeff.
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:53 PM   #7
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That's what I'm looking at now is a sports bar with enough room for a sensible dance floor.

There is no true sports bar or dance club here in Jeff.
Same thing here.

btw,here's a recent thread I started on the topic if you didn't see it.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138210
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:58 PM   #8
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Old 04-12-2006, 12:03 AM   #10
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